What operating system?

deleted by creator

Zero

Super easy, barely an inconvenience

Like What?

Straight to jail

Yes

If it works and it’s stupid, then it’s not stupid.

I got two turntables and a microwave…

mysql is full of bad design

myspace

TIL

I think because one gets the point across easily while the other is pedantic

Can I quote you on that?

Bacon

Granted. Now noone can get a decent burger or steak cus there’s not enough beef.

wow I am late to the party

Your wish is your own death, now you know. Self fulfilling.

Sounds like 3 wishes

That is the wish, and has the same outcome as if you didn’t get a wish

Gotta love the wrapping paper so thin you can see the gift under it