Well obviously their computer still had viruses after buying the software

I love disco Elysium

The fate of our future is in the hands of two old dudes.

One wearing diaper and smells like shit. The other is a happy grandpa who is trying his best.

Imagine if this was a action movie and these were the protagonists.

If you forget about Lemmy, straight to jail. No question.

When I was a kid, I used to play video games while jumping around. I’d stand in front of the TV, bounce around, play Mario, run in circles. My parents didn’t care.

At some point, society said that was weird, and I had a gaming chair?

Watching myself balloon (and already using a standing desk for work) went back to standing while playing video games. I enjoy it!

Eww gross but moving around can lead to death I watched a YouTube video on that. I’m not falling for that

A good company will use both. AI does 80% and a human does the final check.

AI translation has gotten extremely good. It even replaces the text into English in nearly the same style/font!

I actually used my translator on my phone to read a Japanese manga when I was traveling. It needed another level of human revision, but I was able to get most of the story.

Whenever I see those “All the companies that use us” banner, I shrug.

If I was a scammer, why wouldn’t I include a dozen companies?

Felt like when I was job hunting around 2019, 80% of job applications I filled out didn’t even feel real. No reply back. Weird hoops to jump. Submit a resume then fill it out again.

This is what happens when old fucks hold onto power and don’t change with the times.

You don’t want a giant ass pickup truck that drives like a tank, takes up 1.5 times the parking space and goes 8 miles on the gallon?

Well obviously the snowflake cop who didn’t understand laws.

If you do it well enough, you’ll get paid for it too!

I am pro privacy and hiding your shit because as a engineer, my goal is to do cool shit. Cool shit like seeing what diseases your poop has.

Then some fucktard sees that data and uses it for evil.

Any woman tracking her period is getting Handmaid’s Tale and it’s bullshit, all because engineers want to do cool shit.

After the first 100, the other 300 kinda don’t matter.

spanked one 100 times

One 100 times or 1 time, but 100 times?

Let’s goooo! I call dibs on Pastafarians!

Where my Muslims, Buddhists, shamans, witchy folk at?

This line of work basically put me in the position that is the subject of commercials that try to convince suburban dads that they need a huge truck in case one day their family goes on a fictional camping trip to the middle of a swamp.

This is so on point.

So many defenders go, “It helped when I had to haul shit to the dump” or “I bring wood back to build my shed”.

What about the other 95% of the year? Because I rent a van to move shit and I’m happy taking the bus.