Something like that. I almost thought I got it backwards. A thread if you’re interested (I don’t think you’re a snob for offering a correction though)

All apes are monkeys but not all monkeys are apes. Perchance.

Pretend to throw something!

So hard to decide on the spread. Butter? Ketchup? Mustard? Might need this cotter pin at some point…and a swiss army knife… eh butter is fine. Et voila.

They’d be cute if they didn’t weasel their way into storage sheds and shit and piss all over everything.

NnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNYOOMNnnnnnnNYOOMnnnNYOOMNYOOMNYOOM…

Once upon a time there was a bucket of nasty water. I noticed something swimming around in it. I was shocked to see what looked like huge maggots with long tails like a mouse’s, flip flopping around like mosquito larvae but so much worse. After some googling I learned it was probably hoverfly larvae and since then I never looked at these flies the same way.

Except for the cat. Rest in piano, Mittens.

Is that Lucy’s hunchback cousin that lives in a bell tower?

Eyes.

No, woman angry funny. Haha silly woman. If genders were reversed this comic not funny anymore.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Over-processed food causes brain demons.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

No it isn’t

This could be a 1000 panel comic and I’d read all of it

“Retrain the police. Also they don’t need tanks probably.”

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.