It was the Iconic magazine podcast

It was the Iconic magazine podcast

Isn’t when she came home with “vaginal shingles”
Meanwhile she was already cheating on Shane w C when she took these pics. So gross


She’s always geared her content toward fetishizing motherhood and being overtly sexual while creating motherhood/family content. it’s super strange.






And the pregnancies began…baby after baby
As if she didn’t choose that. What a fucking dweeb.
Why does Chane look like an overgrown toddler?
She’s always been vile online and then posts her kids. It’s stupidity
She’s giving Zoolander with her cheeks sucked in

I wonder if she’s had the Botox that turns the tip of nose up


Looks like a psycho looking at M



“Diagnosed with something called melasma”
Straight eyelash trauma
IBS
Migraines
Gluten intolerance
Dairy allergy
Hook trauma (movie)
Thyroid
“HASH-motos”
Anxiety
Depression
Lost feeling in legs “bone on bone from being skinny” (in reality was obsessed with being like Shane’s yoga instructor gf and pretended to love yoga - pinched a nerve in neck from poor form)
To anxious to drive with kids alone when they were little (wonder where she went)
PMDD
PTSD
Active suicial ideation
Vaginal Shingles
Preclempsia
Breast cancer
Skin cancer
Insomnia
Black toe nails
Cooking trauma
She’s never ever been alone. Ever. She said her first husband was a rebound from a guy that broke up with her, (but also wonder if she was cheating then too seems to be a pattern with her. She’s proven to be the type that gets a thrill from hooking up with someone who is in a relationship- which checks out considering her obsession with body checking, filters, lies, extreme insecurity) then she was with Shame (he was in committed living together relationship) before her first marriage ended (always has the next one set up first) then was with C while still w Shame while filming Traitors (C was also married)
She literally hates herself so much she can’t be alone with herself. Also, it checks out bc she has no personality. She takes on the personality of whoever she’s with or whatever/whomever benefits her.
Terrified people will see the “real” her. “There’s so many cameras!”
Meanwhile she posts her family, people in the background, other people’s children without a second thought. But then again she thinks consent is annoying and just wants people to do what she wants them to do.
Scared to walk into a store in case anyone sees the real her.
Who else has been on the cover and how many are with Shine? She gave 💵 to do this, so weird to act like it’s something she was chosen for 😵💫
Her kids know every big open gaping mouth laugh is fake. She does it in every pic. She’s stuck in the 2016 influencer era of big laugh, coyly looking down at pigeon toed shoes, or holding a cup of coffee.
Here’s the clip: https://imgur.com/a/ORgt43m

Right? It’s giving the cool not regular moms all set up for a play date together bc no one else likes us and we’re gonna pretend we’re a big deal😵💫
Is that her phone on in her belly? Her bikini is so small her phone covers it.
Cheek filler or filter (who knows- prob both) is giving handsome Squidward. Everything is so curated. It’s both boring and embarrassing.