They wanted to create a gay Obama and instead created gay Henry Clay instead. He will just keep trying and lose every time.

Can they start using letters from other alphabets once the Greek one is exhausted?

We’ll remember in Joevember.

I still can’t believe this was the guy he settled on to stop the succdem.

If a person like him appeared at my job like that, they would get them a bed after their initial intake. They’d probably tell us to give him ice cream with every meal.

He is charging up his eye beams.

They tend to be in New Orleans. Much like , they try to escape their red state the moment a job in the national party or ngo opens up. Then they never return if they can help it.

Well this was unexpected. I’ve got three serious questions to ask you:

First: Favorite Broadway musical of all time?

Second: If you ever get back on Twitter, can you insult Rosanne Barr in the same vein as Bette Midler by calling her a “huge cow in a Disney flop”? I’m of course referring to her voice role in the disastrous 2004 film Home on the Range. Because it’s technically true, there’s no way she could sue you for libel.

Third: Who is the most handsome of all the handsome generals?

I can relate to this. Of course mine mostly yells because he’s constantly in pain somewhere and has no real way to process it besides that.

“It was my birthday present, Jack!”

Way more coherent than Biden.

Wow, these folks sound horrible. What kind of father says those things to their child?! It’s unthinkable. Just abusive.

If we’ve lost the Times commenters, we’ve lost lanyard America.

Tonight we saw their God metaphorically bleed from his eye once again.

If he wins, we gotta do a Gatorade dump on him with fracking fluid.

The President can poo no wrong. It was just a stutter after all.

So it does appear these resume ghouls have survival instincts after all. Here I thought they would just parade the usual corrupt Louisiana Dems to distract us with their gumbo recipes.

Is it that bad? They can’t. That would be admitting they were wrong.

God, he looks like shit. He’s more hoarse than usual. I’ve seen confused dementia patients that look worse than his staring but, it looks like he’s getting there.