Also he said he’s always wanted them, not that he’d never had them.

Already deleted!

When push comes to shove, Israel and Russia get along.

Don’t look at what they say, look at what they actually do.

Me in 1984 working at K-Mart cleaning the crap off the floor from the middle of those fixtures where you were hiding.

Grandma had one of those

What’s that on his neck?

And I am personally glad to learn about it from other people’s mistakes and experiences.

It wouldn’t be the first thing that sounded crazy but changed the world.

Most of the time it turns out that the crazy sounding thing is crazy and I appreciate easily keeping up without having to chase every rabbit hole.

It did for a hot minute. I just checked and it no longer does.

We need to designate one sacrificial person to watch it to get the list of advertisers so we can boycott the hell out of them

Boiled goobers (peanuts) will get you even gassier than baked beans!

Is it some AI slop that doesn’t know his name Tom?

A) I don’t believe this is real.

B) Back in the ‘70s, there was an article in National Lampoon where a guy liked to put a cinder block in a paper bag and watch people swerve to hit it.

One in a million shot

THEN RELEASE THE REST OF THEM!!!

I’m not being nihilistic. I just want the kill shot to stick.

We need to make sure that Trump isn’t sending out fabrications to discredit the whole thing.

I had a house built in ‘71 and it had one

I was looking at my old memes and thought the shitpost fans would enjoy it.

Yeah, don’t resist. Just get in the shower.

^(/s)

What is being missed here is

EVEN MARGERY TAYLOR GREEN IS GETTING SUPPORT BY TELLING THE TRUTH

which leads us to ask

DEMOCRATS IN OFFICE, WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!?!?!

Cavanaugh said it’s OK