my favorite part of 2002 was all the “never forgetti september eletti” while ALSO everyone was frantically airbrushing the twin towers out of movie posters to not make people remember

but the kid is not my son

The ocean is a soup.

Why do yachts get Wikipedia pages

I never did acid and I’m still a worthless sack of shit so maybe the acid has nothing to do with anything.

Because funny.

Like a hercules beetle.

The economy will survive if businesses aren’t open for a day or two in places the weather is angry

More than one person can have the same name.

Yes it can.

There is a lot more involved in being an incel than just feeling unlovable.

Of course you would support vegans. A flatworm is too much of a treat for us normal people. You will not be spared.

This is exactly what you should say to someone with a lot of plants.

That sounds a bit low.

Da ba de da ba di

My favorite 90’s band, screwboard 🥰

Haiku

Inshallah we see the fall of the entire anglosphere in our lifetimes.

The subscribed to billions of communities I’m not interested in thing is part of why I haven’t used this account since making it 9 months ago lol. I was expecting it to just subscribe me to like the generic movies/science/news comms or like just the top five mau of each category. Was the button always there and I was just blind?