Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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  • Look, you have been made illegal to exist as a person in public, so you can either die quietly like a good little slave or we will be forced to execute you in the street.

    Oh, you don’t agree with that and are fighting back? VIOLENCE! WHY DOES THE LEFT ALWAYS TURN TO VIOLENCE!

    Checkmate, libs.

    -Someone somewhere, thinking they have a point, yet in dire need of a brick to the face


  • It’s less that we “send each other videos we know the other doesn’t like” and more “when we’re relaxing and watching videos, we will show each other a funny video or two but eventually neither of us really cares about the videos as much as the other but neither of us dislikes them enough to stop it because it’s not about the videos it’s about spending time with each other”





  • I’ve been managing to drag some of them further left, I think, through conversation about things.

    A few are 100% on board with a union as long as I keep calling it “collective bargaining” and don’t use the scary U word.

    A few are on board with most social safety nets, especially when they find out Healthcare would cost less than it currently costs them in taxes alone, let alone not having to pay for insurance anymore, but the second you call it socialism or use any sort of word like “welfare” then they panic.

    Individually I think I’m breaking some of them, but collectively they’re fucking idiots.