I dated a Canadian once and you’d have to wait an hour to use the bathroom after her but maybe that was because she was a vegan.
Anyways what are those shifty Canadians up to up there?
What’s the fascism problem you’re talking about?
I thought you paid your bills with stolen crow pictures and the tankie stuff was your hobby but I guess being a paid to spread state-sponsored propaganda makes sense too.
Today centrism is the more extreme type of political leanings.
So it depends on the body count and and the average age of the people killed you are saying?
Isn’t anyone still on that platform Nazi-adjacent?
That’s fucking with nature and we as a species fuck with it so much it’s probably better to not do things like this.
I feel bad for him apparently he misunderstood what a body count was.
Their generation wrote all the checks that ours has to pay.
But you won’t save us the same fate and just tell us?
Remember that boomers could do this on a shoe salesman or gas station clerk salary but they blame us buying avocado toast for the difference.
Who are you feeding the brown patties to?
That’s nuts.
Have you tried suntanning your asshole?
No, milky ways.
I saw Jimmy Carter at a grocery store in Augusta a couple years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Where were all these sexed up teachers when I was in school?
That’s what I call a smooth criminal.
Those reasons are pretty obvious.