Demon?

Daemon maybe.

I’m still fairly sure I’m a brain in a jar and everything is imperfect data being fed to me.

You can chose to believe what you want to believe.

And if she chooses a troll instance to post from but says she’s eighteen these thirsty motherfuckers eat that shit up.

B*sed.

I want to be her toilet.

Do you donate to piefed?

You’re allowed to revisit wit like this from time to time.

Let people have their fun.

I’m not a huge fan of middle aged men.

Male nipples yes but female nipples even if they’re prosthetic aren’t.

Last time I went clubbing I wore see through boxers.

I tried picking up a lady but it fell through when she looked at me and said ‘I can clearly see your nuts.’.

I’ve heard it varies from person to person.

How does it taste?

Soylent green has been on the market for years now and no one complains.

Imagine updog deez nuts bro.

I live in a van near one (this generation’s dream.).

Imagine updog.

Imagine using twitter.

Speaking of evil fucks imagine having a verified twitter account in 2026.

I’ve fucked a lot of dudes but I’m straight as an arrow.