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13 hours agoYou won’t get the massive, cool updates if you stick to a cracked version!
Like… uh, the new DRM!
SeductiveTortoise
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Cake day: July 16th, 2025
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3·13 hours agoIf I don’t survive, tell my wife “Hello”.
Dear DB. That’s not a challenge, don’t you dare to accept it!
Hey, you try to be effective while taking the worst possible decision every time! Those poor managers! 😭
5·13 hours agoYou got to be kidding me… Guess what I just got 😂
60·17 hours agoThere’s just no better way to show you are morally superior than to execute your own kids.
4·19 hours agoHe likes to rip off washing instructions from his stuffed animals. How am I supposed to know how to care for them? I can barely wash my own clothes.
3·1 day agoHe would intimidate him by ass kissing him even harder!
2·1 day agoThe mighty battle nurse!
11·1 day agoThat’s probably not what you’ve been asking, but I have a Intel i7 tablet here with Windows 10 on it. I don’t really use it because Windows sucks, but I could try to install a good OS on it.
8·1 day agoIf you absolutely need a religion to be good, I would wager you are not a good person. Just too scared of a imaginary, fiery goat-person torturing you to do something bad.
Or whatever version of hell/whatever you might believe in.
The champagne in my fridge is reserved for Trump, but I guess I would make an exception for him.
*to celebrate Trump’s passing, relax 😂
And ate the rest of the bucket before coming in.
14·2 days ago“Is that a pussy on your arm?”
Uh, yes. but not how you think!
4·2 days agoYour comment made me take another look. You’re right, it’s food, not blood. Got fooled by my reading abilities again
This would at least be a start to cola, fanta and sprite. The German versions, at least fanta would surprise Americans I guess.
And you can order cylinders in Germany via http://sodabaer.de/
4·2 days agoWe have most of it already. We just need to implement and use it. I’m hosting my stuff myself, but I don’t think I’ll do it for my friends. We need companies that take the software and make services available.
4·2 days agoWenn sie Bürgernähe leben bin ich OK damit. Als Aufhübschung eines faschistoiden, harten Arms des Gesetzes brauche ich es nicht.
Yeah, what a tosser.