Too embarrassed to stay in DC

Panties droppin’ everywhere

They probably wanted to kill him before then too.

Just checking… color code on the labels? The labels that are on the bottom?

And just have to pull all of them out to get the right one, right?

Fine, I’ll do it:

Why the hell are the floppies in the bin with the label-side down? Nobody used these with the shutter-side up. How’re you going to read the missing label when they’re upside down?

Are Kirkland police the Costco private label version?

You could make Burger King nearly infinitely better by PUTTING THE CHEESE ON THE BURGER TO MELT, YOU PRIMITIVES

The enshitification will continue until morale improves.

Brenda, fuck you.

What a sucker.

Still not upgrading. Suck it Microslop

Can’tberra

But Reece’s Peanut Butter cups are round

Poonity

Bigfoot, Bermuda Triangle, AI taking over jobs.

Hold on just a fucking second.

Is this the same Rackspace that nearly imploded on December 2nd 2022 when they fucking forgot to patch their Exchange servers after being warned multiple times and lost LOADS of data for paying customers?

THAT Rackspace?

GO fuck yourself with that noise.

“My farts smell nummy” - George Osborne

Rep. Andy Ogles thinks that anyone with brown skin is inappropriate for broadcast television.