Number 1: They’re not trustworthy.

Final image has, “Why am I in Ohio?” written all over it.

For Ohio residents… some offense. ;)

To feel the baby kick.

Should we move the feeder to the front yard?

I can still smell this.

Meanderthals

LOLibaba

What about Microslop’s vast history of poor management would have made this not the foreseen outcome?

Now do an anal history.

Say it with me:

Sunk Cost Fallacy!

Dear Senator Tumorville,

Please describe, in excruciating detail, the things of America that you are afraid will be destroyed. Extreme detail… be specific.

Altman is full of shit Everything he says is a lie.

I, for one, am impressed at the FCC’s ability to accomplish all of this with Tangerini Mussolini’s rotting dick stuck in their mouth.

You were warned… vocally warned that this exact thing would happen. Have the marriage you voted for.

I’m being honest.

No longer buying Rockstar games.

Pricing and Union busting have made this the first time I have zero plans to buy a GTA game.

No whey!

“… a bagel…”

Great sample size.

You can tell when Altman is lying by noticing that his mouth is open.

“We’ll sue you if you publish this article.”