Do you prefer snacks that are salty, sweet, or something else?

That’s the cholesterol clogging your arteries.

I used to work overnights at Walmart and nothing slapped harder on my midnight “lunch” break than a couple of red hot dogs from the Circle K, especially if their nacho cheese machine was still running.

How portable do you want? I have an RG Cube I just beat Wind Waker on. The screen is a little small but it’s pocketable and the battery lasts quite a while.

He’s blond! He’s pissed! He’ll see you in the lists!

Some animals are big enough to just have fauna, nothing micro about them. See whale lice as an example.

You rang?

Legit one of the best moments of my college life was sitting on the roof of my car with a friend watching the sunset from a Margs parking lot waiting to sober up.

Congrats, you just dodged a fae bargain.

Me: “You know what I want in No Man’s Sky? More Animal Crossing: New Leaf.” Sean: 🥓

In all seriousness, I’m constantly stunned at how much they keep adding and this is an especially great update.

“Bug” is a scientific word that refers to members of the sub-order Heteroptera. See assassin bugs, leaf-footed bugs, etc.

But yeah language is fluid and most people call any old arthropod a bug.

I love Cowboy Bebop but that series is one giant unhealthy relationship.

There’s a romhack out there that gives this game a proper control scheme, though I haven’t tried it yet.

What’s your favorite dinosaur?

Until the pillow starts to get spicy…

I wonder if they’re banking on wireless chips lasting longer than physical ports. Though making them wireless also means batteries and charging ports, two parts notorious for failing.

Cutting wood warms you twice!

I’ve got some decent smithing skills, I’d go looking for bog iron and skip the bronze age.

I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t pick up a stick or a rock during a hike. We’ve been gathering our own tools for hundreds of thousands of years and that curiosity and ingenuity is bone deep for us as a species.

To play devil’s advocate, is there any way you might be able to fix the Kindle? I’ve saved two for family members by swapping batteries and it’s not that hard if you have a spudger and decent set of screwdrivers.

I got a complementary travel mug from a car dealer and, if you’ll forgive the pun, that thing has been my daily driver for three years now. But you might’ve convinced me to find my thermos, I’d almost forgotten how nice it is to have hot coffee a few hours after I poured it.