The Glorious Lobster Emperor of a Glorious Lobster Empire. If we’re being technical, I’m actually the Emperor of Lobsters, Crabs, Prawns, Yabbies, Crayfish and Various Other Crustaceans. But the Glorious Emperor of Lobsters, Crabs, Prawns, Yabbies, Crayfish and Various Other Crustaceans is too long.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day and all that.
“NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST POST FACTUAL INFORMATION!”