Awwwww! Lil’ Marco’s back! He was my favorite character from Season 1!

This is so that the children cannot drank the sizzurp, which I assure you is a thing the youths actually say to each other.

CAN WE JUST NOT START FIGHTS FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND? JESUS CHRIST!

HAHDCORE!

Bit idea: we keep saying that the Tiny Tim thing is a Simpsons bit (or maybe American Dad or robot chicken) until Maurice cracks.

This sounds like a Simpsons bit. Or something like robot chicken.

It will be fundamentally identical, but all the attendees will be wearing pink hats rather than red, and there will be a land acknowledgement before anything pops off.

Asking in a hostile tone, in the midst of an active struggle session, is not really the same as inviting someone to sit down and talk things out with you.

Honestly? If a person can’t tolerate any heat, maybe don’t be the person that lights up the burn pit.

Fair enough. When you sober up, let me know where I’ve gone wrong, and where I can improve.

That’s not strange. Hexbear regularly swaps admin accounts out for privacy reasons. It’s not a practice that I’m particularly fond of, but it is what it is.

Also, this whole situation is bonkers.

It’s, “the [he/him] demographic in particular that has been the source of toxic and troubling behavior.” So, I’d like to know, too. Am I toxic? Am I being a piece of shit? What have I done wrong?!? I am autistic. Social norms are a fucking mystery to me.

One of our big points of pride as an instance is that we don’t have downvotes, because it fosters discussion. Where’s the discussion? It’s all happening behind closed doors, and nobody has been called out in public. Am I the baddie? Who are the toxic [he/him]'s? This is a tiny community—can we address that on an individual basis?

As a person who has an advanced degree in history—with an emphasis on western military history—let me shed some light on it for you.

On June 28, 1914, Bosnian-Serb Gavrilo Princip assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand—Heir to the Throne of Austria-Hungary—(and his wife, Sophie, who matters, we assure you). This IGNITED THE EUROPEAN POWDER KEG. Therefore, pee pee declared war on poo poo, whom then was required to declare war on doo doo, followed by bum bum, wee wee, «word for vulva here», and so on.

That’s the extent of it. Also the United States entered the war, right after one of their passenger ships was sunk in 1915! (Except they actually didn’t. They didn’t show the fuck up until the war was almost over, in late 1917.)

I am so glad I was able to pay for school by working instead of going into debt. Because everything I learned is baby-brain bullshit.

leader decides all content must promote revolutionary vanguard thought

doesn’t want to lead a revolutionary vanguard

leaves

PR Firm response updated with even more PR Firm response. Cool. Ah well. I said my piece—no point in arguing a foregone conclusion.

This is largely how I feel, too. I mean this in the most respectful way possible, but any organizing I do isn’t going to be with you nerds on the pee pee poo poo beanis bear site. I’m bringing chili to a strike line, or giving somebody a couch to crash on. I’m not here to re-write/re-read What Is to Be Done? every time some semi-famous dipshit does a racism on Twitter dot com.

This is my outlet to get away from some of that bullshit and just shoot the shit with people who aren’t monsters.

Who cares? When something bonkers happens tomorrow, I’m not gonna write a redsails.org essay to be able to post it in the new community.

We’re decommissioning two of our top five communities, and redirecting their users to [email protected] and [email protected] Mk.3?

Maybe I’m the stupid one here, but I don’t think people frequent the piss shit owl beanis website exclusively to build a revolutionary vanguard. Part of it is an outlet to vent frustration at an absurd world.

I agree. It feels very uncool to replace a vaguely racist name with a vaguely misogynist name.

I’m going to disengage now, this may be considered child abuse in some states.

“I’m rubber and you’re glue!! Haha owned tankie!!!”