Twin Towers 2 shoulda just been two of that giant Jenga tower.

The part of the book with the poop stick is the best part.

There’s nothing else to it than that. It’s offices providing services to citizens abroad. Like every western country has.

I’ve been playing some hidden gem indie games from that era, too. Ever heard of “Super Mario World”? I’ve never seen anything like it.

If you drop a few thousand bucks into a homeless addict’s lap and expect them to snap their fingers and magically get all their shit together, you’re as naive as a toddler. Of course a chunk of it is going to go towards vices and self-care. What were you expecting? “Ah yes, this has immediately solved all my problems, let me put down a security deposit on a condo and invest the remainder in my 401k.”

Sending a stranger money on the Internet is very rarely going to solve anything other their immediate, base level needs. I’m not saying it isn’t helpful (and it is in fact extremely cool), but expecting a shot of cash to be as transformative or revolutionary as a real life mutual aid network is magical thinking.

I’d like to imagine Italians lubing machine parts with olive oil lol

This is actually the real reason why the Axis Powers lost World War 2—Stalin didn’t do shit.

Haha he doesn’t know that laws aren’t for rich people! How did he graduate from cop school?

Listen, assholes: you either do what the Pope says, or you establish an Antipope. I’m not even Catholic and even I know the rules.

Me: “I wish we had SSO and 2FA.”

Corporate IT: “We have SSO and 2FA at home.”

The SSO and 2FA at home: everybody logs in with the same username and password, and it doesn’t set cookies so you have to do it constantly

Also, I suspect that there is more than one Hexbearian that was a gamergater back in the day.

I was really big into Gamergate for about 45 minutes. Then I looked it up, and it turned out it was just some dude being super pissed off that his ex did The Sex after they broke up.

I can’t believe the IOF’s own forces are Hamas.

I am only able to follow my volcel pledge because I physically cannot nut unless Hillary Clinton is there, in person, telling me how much of a naughty superpredator I am.

BREAKING: Buy Kaspersky Anti-Virus! Even the Yanks are scared of their power!

Aw beans.

My idiot Jedi in 2012 had this fit in the MMO:

Don’t be mean. I want to see if this lad can be redeemed enough to post on the Private Posting Board.

Oh my goodness, you’re back! Thank you! I wanted to make sure you read my original reply!

It’s a rule here. You can’t gain access to the Private Posting Board without a hog pic. That’s how we know we can trust you.

I offer my critical support for our billionaires in this endeavor. Chumming the ocean for our marine comrades is extremely based.