I’m building my first homelab right now, and my very first project is I’m trying to set up a local LLM based on DeepSeek 3.1. Goals are:

• Get it to respond to voice commands through my desktop mic (push-to-talk listening only).
• Speak in the voice of the Disco Elysium narrator / Harry’s Thoughts. This is partially working already!
• Be skeptical of everything idea I spitball at it, and actively try to prove me wrong.

It’s very engaging project! I’ve named him Robert, part in honor of Robert Kurvitz, and part because, haha, Robert / robot, get it??

Apparently, last night my partner woke me up coming to bed, and I said, “Shhhhhhh! I’m snoozemaxxing.” Then I fell back asleep.

I don’t remember any of this.

his parents came to the United States without “a bucket to spit in.”

His dad is a fucking doctor and IOF war criminal.

Anyway, I can’t wait to see Zero Rizz Obama flail around, raise a few hundred million dollars for his buddies dedicated staff, and then fucking crater.

I. EAT. YOUR. GRAIN. I EAT IT UP!

O toad of the sesame seed bun, what is your wisdom?

I would like to subscribe to cat facts please.

I’d prefer to treat Epstein vacationers in a humane and ethical manner, as we would any living creature. The abattoir will use a bolt gun to the skull to render them unconscious. Then we’ll drain the blood from their venous system, and send the carcass off for further processing. Ideally a composting facility.

I thought it was getting too political when I attached a balloon to a guy’s butt and zooped! him back to my base.

I never thought my hundreds of thousands of dollars of Funko Pops and I would be able to afford to own a home. Yet here we are, living our best lives, together!

Nice.

My partner and I replayed the most romantic game we own for Valentine’s Day: Doki Doki Literature Club!

The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeois decadence.

You’re REEEEEEALLY going to have to narrow it down a bit. The TERF Island Hitler Party could be practically any of them!

Don’t give that fascist dweeb’s TikTok any more clout than it’s already getting. The video is mirrored here. Change the link to that.

I wish the Uygur cultural genocide was real, but it was only Cenk being sent to a re-education camp.

“You said a naughty word!! That’s against school code!!!”

Haha, get it? He was disabled and couldn’t use the toilet, and was forced to shit on himself! And then he died covered in shit! LOL!

Fuck you.

You delete this right now, this NFT is owned by 3fmusic and you are in violation of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.

… wait, the URL for the NFT is dead? Noooooo, my apes!

You say it like these policies were actually intended to solve any problem other than porky’s wallet not being fat enough.