There’s nothing more expensive than free

He doesn’t afraid of anything

I laughed so hard at this, god damn

Literally the bravest thing I’ve seen all week

Holy shit this is real

If your hands shake hard enough they act like wings

Sometimes Christians come back to life and make you look stupid

Doctors will also tell you to stop abusing substances, eat better, and exercise. This is because they think they’re better than you.

You’re really playing with fire here. Don’t be like The Simpsons!

Straight to jail, right away

Nope. Whenever the screen on my phone breaks it’s because it fell on the corner and a screen protector wouldn’t have saved me. I don’t have any noticeable scratches so I’m not worried about that

You’re right, but both can be true at the same time - if your acceptable level of risk is zero then playing outside is too dangerous

Playing outside became too dangerous and putting kids in front of screens became too easy. We got what we paid for.

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We have taught him wrong, on purpose, as a joke

Half of these people would accept living in a tent if it meant a liberal had to sleep rough

That’s even worse than most of the shit Donald Trump says. Does this mean she’s running for president?

Who here in the comments is saying anything that would justify your accusation? All I’m seeing is people saying the comic is cringe and mid and exaggerated, not that it’s the tip of the propaganda spear of some misandrist defamation conspiracy.

Also, that is a bear and it is not your friend

The animals self-harm and then post about it on Instagram?