Awaken, Killdozer, you are needed once again.

One cement truck, a metal detector, lawn chair, 12 gauge, and some beers oughta do it.

I play a lot of Helldivers 2, whether people like it or not depends on what the devs just did on the latest patch lol

She had it coming after the incident with the bees.

If y’all ain’t get the gist of it y’ain’t thunk it thru enuff.

He’s rich enough to pay fines but also poor enough to catch hands LMAO

Human butthole wrinkles are unique, like a fingerprint.

I tried biting one and I’m pretty sure those were just ball bearings.

Lol, you know it’s going to be 1500-2000 super credits. Considering Games Workshop’s pricing models we’ll be lucky if it doesn’t cost $60 in real money.

Grok confused? Yeah, that’ll happen when Elon keeps telling it to ignore objective truth.

I’m fuckin tired boss, and like most Americans I’m in no position to effect any real change.

What am I supposed to do as a poor that lives 3000 miles away from where all these decisions are being made? We have protests and marches all the damn time, Trump gets booed and (supposedly) shot at during public events, his stooges get made fools of in congressional hearings, bills get submitted and voted down, and none of it actually leads to anything.

We all know there won’t be any justice here for a long time, he’s just shitting on top of the pile now.

On the plus side you now have a fantastic metaphor to whip out when the conversation steers to term limits in government.

Sorry about your lemming bro :(

Best piece of ass I’ve ever had.

Sounds like a great way to end up with a bent frame lol

Time for a civil lawsuit.

Don’t tell me what I can’t reject lol. I will never personally use AI services and now Fedora is off my list of Linux distro recommendations because of that.

They must have seen that study that says Xbox users are better at sex.

Lol at the downvotes. It was a joke guys, but here’s a link hahaha

https://www.geekwire.com/2013/study-xbox-better-in-bed/

Nice. Now put it on a shirt.

Well shit, there goes my weekend :/