Your celling is so sexy 🥵

Varför inte?

As a socialist; I am in shambles right now.

Scp-5000 would have been realy funny if it was just a random video game company instead of the scp foundation

Well what is it so small for? For other men to grab it?

Yes lol, that is what it’s for

Idk know about you, but if he was my lawyer, I’d be fucking my lawyer

😳

You can have all my belongings

Omg yes

Ehrm, what the sigma? (Squidward voice)

When youre trying to demonstrate how legs squish but someone cuts yours of.

I feel motivated to shit my pants

It is??? Or is it only marked that for me for some reason?

Im so tired of all my friends pretending they’re straight

My family DIED because of how woke they were being >:(

You’ll see when you find it

Its a chalange

You know it

I am so glad I stopped typing where I did