Okay Parker, these might be good enough to make it into the Monday edition of the Bugle.

The king and his princess having an incestuous boy king child? Sounds about right

It’s probably 32oz with 8oz free!

I need more pictures of Spider-Man!

Sounds like a call for a mar a lago data center

Ozai see what you did there

More of an asshole, after a weekend of binging taco bell, Taylor farms Greens and Carolina reapers.

With all the edgy things directors want to do these days, making a pre-star trek eugenics wars movie with only small nods to the franchise might be a hit without stomping all over trek as a whole. (Nods like a Montana research facility with a blueprint in the background) All pre-warp.

At the end, have a line that says “Continued in Star Trek: First Contact”

I’ve got one that isn’t manufactured anymore so I’m not a big help there, Costco has several, and told me that some even have an air compressor.

This is a long way of saying an air compressor might be small enough to carry around and be potentially useful

A jumper battery that doubles as an aux phone battery would be worthwhile to have, because it has two functions, essentially. A telescoping magnet and or grabber is great for things that fall.

Anything else is bigger work steps, I think. Maybe a Bluetooth obd scanner? Though I don’t think strangers will let you plug into their car, typically.

Someone stole the bar

If they really wanted to play dumb, they could link abolish ice with a pro-global warning campaign.

At this point, knowing that he can’t tell the truth, I’m starting to believe Ian actually does have a nuclear weapon.

Edit: Iran, too.

Starting a project is super fun, finishing a project is… Not

Here I am, laying face down, wondering about space sharks

I’m not going to spend effort going after the millionaires, it takes 1000 millionaires to make one billionaire

I can’t find it, what was the question?

Was it “why do you need a ballroom if you don’t have any balls, conceding to North Korea as you did?”

Like a leap year groundhog. If she sees her shadow it’s 4 more years of… This

Turns out I can’t leave my dog at home

It started out with a qiss how did it end up like this