
Kevlak: Science Unit Blarkblark, your report on the Sol system?
Blarkblark: Eight planets circle a mainline yellow star.
Kevlak: So nothing interesting then?
Blarkblark: Well, there is something that confuses me.
Kevlak: Elaborate.
Blarkblark: The third planet harbors life.
Kevlak: That’s hardly unusual.
Blarkblark: The dominant species on this planet…
Kevlak: Get on with it.
Blarkblark: They made their planet hotter, then decided they didn’t like it hotter, so they built devices to make their planet colder.
Kevlak: Seems reasonable enough.
Blarkblark: But they never stopped what made it hotter.
Kevlak: Doesn’t that act against their purposes?
Blarkblark: It gets stranger. The devices also make their planet hotter.
































Nah, he’s avant-garde.