Let the hate flow through you!

White olives aka Shelley Duvall

“Trytanium”

Swedish Dream Cookies straight out of the oven will work too!

I see The Road primarily, but I could also give a nod to The Road Warrior…

It really is a great apple! I’ve recently tried one for the first time. I can definitely recommend!

Also the licky fingers thing doesn’t bother me nearly as much as the people who dig their long, dirty fingernails into produce, and sometimes I don’t notice until I’ve already brought it home… Blehhh!

Got any horror stories or tips as an insider?

How is babby formed?

You get a bonus?

The stir fry ones are badass!

It was the first one, Alien, for me. I was maybe four. Nightmares didn’t stop until my late twenties, but it’s my favorite movie now. No movies scared me after that!

Even a paranoid schizophrenic is right twice a day…

Cover the body with quicklime before burying…

So this is where all those plastic babies in King Cakes are coming from…

Harbor Freight to the rescue!

I used to hit the TX state police auctions pretty often. I really liked the 9C1 Caprice basically the car the 1994-1996 Impala was based on. A little bit Cadillac, a little bit Camaro. Iron block and heads version of the LT1 improved reliability/durability. Could take speed bumps at 70 mph without flinching and was a phenomenal highway car especially for TX. Highway Patrol (DPS) cars are issued to specific troopers and not whored out to the whole department on a 24 hour rotation, so they are generally much better looked after.

Anyway I happened to hit one auction that was unique. Before, they put a really crappy paint job on to cover up the black and white paint scheme. After, they cheaped out and just spray painted white squigglies all over the car. I picked up a nice 1995 still black and white 9C1 for $2600.

Rocketing between Houston and Austin at over 100 mph, cars would move over to let me pass. Cops on the other side heading the other way would wave instead of pulling me over. On the rare occasion I did get pulled over, the registration showed previous owner as DPS since I bought directly from them myself. So I always got off with a warning.

Man I miss that car. They quit making them so they could make more SUVs…

Also the DPS Mustangs were stick shift so of course I grabbed one of those too!

She’s not even that. She went full Nazi when she called for the culling of the American people. Gas chambers and concentration camps.

They’re just gaming the system for more H1B’s.

Don’t make me completely turn this car around!

Make like a tree and split