„It has betrayeds us. The indecencies of its.“

Kingdom come!

Following the sudden and catastrophic collapse of their bodily edifice, the faint crack of a sniper shot cut through the relatively short moment of peace and serenity only to resume forthwith.

*gets blocked by Vettel

„WHAT THE FUCK?“

„Fernando, safe fuel or we’ll have big problems later. Target Zero!“

„I don’t want to. I have big problems already.“

„GP2 engine!!“

Beautiful.

“This mockery of my primacy is an outrage.

I’m offended by the mere existence of this contraption.

Why must I endure this grotesquery?

I pity this fool and hate everything about him.

Yet, curiously, my intrigue is both utterly enthralling and unbearably delicious.”

Fuck that. Desperate times, desperate measures. I’d happily pay a doctor to knock me out with sedatives every night and a nurse to administer the drops on schedule while I dream of playing hopscotch with Hunter S. Thompson.

The floor manager appears to have a different perspective.

He wants to have a productive conversation about cable management.

Manlook!

Well, with that attitude, probably yes.

You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

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Standard Issue Cat maybe?

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Bruh! Who takes these clowns and their clickbait headlines serious? The failure here is projection for their shitty „journalism“.

ZB stated perfectly clearly they will discuss it internally and make a decision in private and communicate it when appropriate. This is a levelled, professional approach and the opposite of failure.

Savage!

The mental images of the consequences of running into, and then having to fight, a jaguar who’s high on ayahuasca is both hilarious and terrifying.

„Bro, chill out! The strawberry fractals are a mere figment of your imagination and can’t hurt you.“

„CHRAOW! CHRAOWOW!! Satayskewers!“

S C O O T E R !

Huh?

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