Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.
Would dating the boss’s competition girlfriend’s daughter count as networking?
Can I substitute a resumé with insider intel?
What makes me a good candidate to be a Walmart cashier? The same as everybody else… Union Bank in the Seychelles just now has the highest private divestor savings rates.
Look at that face! That is someone that doesn’t give two licks about getting candy. That is the face of someone who knows how to put the sugar back into the cane!
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A future international loophole still exists. A California-based software developer complies, passes copyright audits, and then creates his proprietary software. But he will just export it to his home country, renames it, and the world still gets its virtual Taylor Swift or Lucy Lu bots.
A lot of student ai developers and ai projects are only in California on a temporary basis.
A very specific type of data center called a scaleable private data center – mainly used by one entity, one private purpose, designed to be infinity sized-up. Not to be confused with other valuable purposed data centers. Some examples include…
You can generally tell which is which. A properly planned civil infrastructure takes years or decades to plan. The other is a rush “fly-by-night” build.
Face down, apu up? This is how airplanes like to…
Well, it depends exactly where the auxillary power unit is. Sometimes it is near the wing box. So it could look like this…
In as little as 6 to 19 months, smaller craft can produce an air-wothiness certificate!
Comedian The Greg Wilson without the moustache kind of looks like a super paranoid Mulder from X-Files… and Latino Ross from Frends.
For automatics… P-R-Ñ-D-L
Also stars and diamonds. I guess a star is a kind of butthole.
The pool will be capped at…the same number…to hit its 2030 climate target.
Carbon kosher. Well more like carbon remortgaging.
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Crack a fat ~ Pitch a tent
Alternative Matrix… Morpheus: You think that’s air you’re breathing? When you poop where do you think it goes?
California generational farming. It’s wising up, but ever so slowly. Blue Diamond Almond company, I’d say, is about half its presence now since 2000. Before 2000 the irrigation canals was practically free-flowing year-round. It’s a cash crop – so if it can grow, you know. But yeah, it is still over-the-top for a naturally arid area.
Store shoppe needs to be called Yeast Confections or Ken’s Sticky Fried Lickin’s or Dohhh-face.
CEO: Spending money is too slow. Can we possibly spend money even faster?
CEO2: We’re working on accountants that can eat gold bars out of the safe on demand.
Fun sci-fi fact!
A quiet theory in the Star Trek universe says Earth became a 2-class society (ultra poor or ultra rich). The rich ventures into space while the poor still struggles even though money\working isn’t really a thing; sort of. Character Zefram Cochrane hated this with a passion. He invented warp drive, but lived in skid row.
“Come on, mateys, step in time…
Load the magazine, step in time…
Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme…
Fire at will, step in time!”
Also Roku live tv has commercial breaks.
On a related note, the Samsung live tv app now runs javascript during its commercial breaks. It locks\disables about ten buttons on your remote so you are forced to wait or “interact” with the commercial.
I expect as Roku grows they’ll soon pick up that feature.