I guess you failed your Detect Sarcasm check.

Just gonna plug my friend’s cover real quick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdsjCXn7yLg

It’s entirely possible to consume art without benefiting the artist. It’s called piracy.

When my grandkids want to watch Harry Potter, JK Rowling doesn’t get a penny from the act of me streaming it on an illegal site.

It’s a gif from the movie Tenet, which is about negative time.

That was kind of a banger. Like, 8/10. I’ll definitely be checking this band out to hear more of their music.

I’m in deep redneck Pennsyltucky, and speed limits out here are more like suggestions. You’ll pretty much never see any State troopers on the highway, so it’s pretty common to see people going 80-90 in a 65 zone.

I was a daily reddit user since 2007. I made my PieFed account 3 weeks ago and haven’t been back to reddit since.

I’ve been smoking pot since the 80’s, and every head shop I’ve ever been to sells the cap OP is looking for. You can even get them on Ebay.

You’re looking for this.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/394658009635

But honestly, just grab a glass bowl for $10-$20. It’s a better experience.

please expand on the my wife and our girlfriend aspect of this story…

My wife and I are both in love with another woman. If it was legal, the three of us would all be married. The kids I have with my wife and the kids I have with our gf view each other as siblings, and recognize all three of us as their parents.

You really eat more than them combined?

Yes, a large athletic man eats more than two small mostly sedentary women. I also weigh more than the two of them combined. If I ate much less than I do, I’d be losing mass. Sometimes I eat even more than 3800 calories a day, but that’s in my bulk phases. 3800 is just my maintenance number.

I’m happy to answer any questions you have.

Then again, my breakfast this morning was two big cups of coffee and a single clementine.

Damn homie, I honestly love that for you. No sarcasm, no cap. But I need to have what amounts to a full English every morning. And one clementine would honestly just piss me off. I’ve had 6 blood oranges today, and it’s not even 4pm yet. I’ll likely have 2-3 more today, plus a steak sandwich.

I think 7 miles is my personal best for distance

7 miles is a respectable distance, you’re doing great. I just chose 6 a day because then I can plan out my times better, and my dogs love it.

I love how different 2 humans can be.

Have you eaten Americanized “Chinese” food? I eat it every on every last Tuesday of the month. I order two meals for myself every time, because without fail, I will be hungry again within less than 2 hours. Yesterday (4/28/2026), I had a pint of General Tso’s Chicken with a pint of beef lo mein. That’s an entire quart of food. If I ate a quart of spag bol for my lunch, I’d be done for the night. I’d be asleep. But after my big ol’ “Chinese” lunch, I was hungry ~90 minutes later, so I ate my pint of Szechuan Chicken and my pint of pork fried rice. Wonton soup was also involved. Yes, I added the fried noodles.

And even after that, I got a large pizza (pepperoni, pineapple, and extra cheese) at 10:30pm, just to cover the late night munchies. I only ate 4 slices out of 8, so I had some left for breakfast today. The stuff we sell as “Chinese food” in the USA is not very filling.

YMMV, I am a large man, and I am very active. I’m 6’4", I lift weights, and I run 6 miles a day. My TDEE is ~3800 calories. If you’re one of those folks who only need 1200-1600 calories a day, a simple lunch from the “Chinese” spot would be a lot of food for you. My wife is small, and she can easily live off 1600-1800 calories a day. Our gf is tiny and lives off of 1200 calories a day most days. A “splurge” day for her is 1500-1600 calories.

He didn’t. He was stripped by the Secret Service during a standard search for explosives and/or other weapons.

“Man, that sucks.”

“Man, that blows.”

Those two phrases have identical meanings.

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/amal-khalil-journalist-final-hours-lebanon-israel-airstrike-9.7179009

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5yvn036evlo

https://apnews.com/article/lebanese-journalist-amal-khalil-killed-israel-airstrike-14cabe8f773f59450b1ac47e7706d0e6

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/22/lebanon-accuses-israel-of-blocking-attempt-to-rescue-journalist-after-bomb-strike

https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2026-04-23/lebanon-journalist-amal-khalil-israel

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/22/middleeast/lebanon-israel-journalist-killed-amal-khalil-latam-intl

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/world/middleeast/lebanese-journalist-amal-khalil-killed-israeli-strike.html

https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/received-threats-from-israeli-whatsapp-number-who-was-amal-khalil-journalist-killed-in-lebanon-war/ar-AA21xiK0?uxmode=ruby&apiversion=v2&domshim=1&noservercache=1&noservertelemetry=1&batchservertelemetry=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1&bundles=feat-es2020-t

https://www.newsweek.com/amal-khalil-israel-war-crimes-lebanon-journalist-death-11872774

Yep, totally ignoring it. As long as you don’t read the news.

Yes, by a lot.

The 2026 Federal Poverty Guidelines (FPL), released by the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), set the poverty threshold at $15,960 annually for a one-person household in the contiguous U.S.

$25/hr x 40 hours a week x 52 weeks in a year comes out to $52,000 a year, which is more than triple the poverty level.

Oatmeal can be very healthy, don’t get me wrong. But oats have ~10g of fiber per 100g, while Shredded Wheat is closer to 15g of fiber per 100g.

We could argue all day about micronutrients, protein, and stuff like that, but when it comes to fiber, Shredded Wheat beats oatmeal any day of the week.

A single “serving” (60g) of Shredded Wheat cereal has 30% of your RDA for fiber. So if you eat a large bowl of it (200g), you’ll hit 100% of your RDA by the time you’re done with breakfast.

I’m using the website, on Firefox.