throws papers

fuck, guys

His brother, Xerox.

ain’t it typical, tho?

Celestial Seasonings has ties to Scientology

If this was your last straw, I’m sorry.

In your defense, they aren’t tracking your every move in pseudo-real time and tracking every app they can get their code into inside your phone.

but dude needs to buy a lawnmower and a tv used every now and then, so the bookmark stays. That shit isn’t on my phone tho.

Also wearing them identifies you as “a person wearing anti-spyware” glasses.

It’s like not having a Facebook account, your shadow shows everyone you aren’t, leaving the only person you could be.

As a North Carolinian, I am with you.

My mom, in her 70’s asks for this about once a month.

One could make a decent bit of $ on “I do not consent” knitted balaclavas on Etsy.

I’ve gotten used to Unexpected Keyboard for use with Termux, but I do agree the average folk need a keyboard for the people.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Did… d-did we just accidentally find an actual valid usecase for blockchain technology?

oh, nvm then

I’m gonna say it…

I didn’t know voyager was cross compatible, that solves just about everything. Fdroid just says Lemmy.

We should honestly boycott corpoproxy instances. I’ll ditch this one soon enough.

Unlikely with as small of a community as we have, but plausible.

I’d be more careful to separate the you from you while you’re on the decentralized web. It pays in safety and peace of mind. Who’s anybody?

Everyone not in California: mutes California

You know, bankroll the bribe money, settle the details out later. Politics 101

Holy shit you can click those?

“We’re every datacenter in Canada e Mexico and we collectively and politely agreed it’s a good move as well.”

With as many as they release, that’s what like, one every three years or so? I’ll live.