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Cake day: July 13th, 2023

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  • Even when you enter China the officials won’t check your phone. They just tell you to install their “com.gov.mfa” apk downloaded from a server with invalid SSL certificate and totally not suspicious permissions like:

    android.permission.FOREGROUND_SERVICE
    android.permission.ACCESS_NETWORK_STATE
    android.permission.INTERNET
    android.permission.READ_PRIVILEGED_PHONE_STATE
    android.permission.WRITE_EXTERNAL_STORAGE
    android.permission.CAMERA
    android.permission.ACCESS_WIFI_STATE
    android.permission.READ_SETTINGS
    android.permission.READ_EXTERNAL_STORAGE
    android.permission.BLUETOOTH_ADMIN
    android.permission.ACCESS_COARSE_LOCATION
    android.permission.ACCESS_FINE_LOCATION
    android.permission.GET_TASKS
    android.permission.RECEIVE_USER_PRESENT
    android.permission.WAKE_LOCK
    android.permission.VIBRATE
    android.permission.SYSTEM_ALERT_WINDOW
    android.permission.CHANGE_NETWORK_STATE
    android.permission.CHANGE_WIFI_STATE
    android.permission.RECORD_AUDIO
    android.permission.MODIFY_AUDIO_SETTINGS
    android.permission.ACCESS_LOCATION_EXTRA_COMMANDS
    android.permission.REQUEST_INSTALL_PACKAGES
    android.permission.BLUETOOTH
    android.permission.CALL_PHONE
    android.permission.READ_PHONE_STATE
    android.permission.PROCESS_OUTGOING_CALLS
    com.asus.msa.SupplementaryDID.ACCESS
    com.gov.mfa.permission.SP_NOTIFY_CHANGE
    com.coloros.mcs.permission.RECIEVE_MCS_MESSAGE
    android.permission.REORDER_TASKS
    android.permission.USE_FULL_SCREEN_INTENT
    android.permission.DOWNLOAD_WITHOUT_NOTIFICATION
    android.permission.ACCESS_DOWNLOAD_MANAGER
    android.permission.LOCAL_MAC_ADDRESS
    android.permission.READ_APN_SETTINGS
    android.permission.BROADCAST_STICKY
    android.permission.WRITE_SETTINGS
    com.gov.mfa.permission.TMF_SHARK
    com.gov.mfa.permission.MIPUSH_RECEIVE
    android.permission.QUERY_ALL_PACKAGES
    android.permission.FLASHLIGHT
    android.permission.MOUNT_UNMOUNT_FILESYSTEMS
    android.permission.RECEIVE_BOOT_COMPLETED
    com.gov.mfa.permission.PROCESS_PUSH_MSG
    com.gov.mfa.permission.PUSH_PROVIDER
    android.permission.FOREGROUND_SERVICE_MEDIA_PROJECTION
    com.huawei.appmarket.service.commondata.permission.GET_COMMON_DATA
    

    and totally legitimate looking activities like com.tencent.rtmp.video.TXScreenCapture$TXScreenCaptureAssistantActivity , com.tencent.qcloud.logutils.LogActivity and com.tencent.liteav.audio2.permission.PermissionActivity









  • Many people are saying, very smart people, the best, that I’ve played more golf as president than anyone else. And let me tell you, it’s true. Nobody has ever golfed this much, believe me. Obama? Tiny golf. Biden? Sad golf. But me? Tremendous golf. Historic golf. Some say I’ve saved the game of golf, while also running the country, better than anyone, by the way. So really, when you think about it, all this golfing? A huge sacrifice for America.

    And the fake news won’t report that I only golf to make deals, beautiful deals, with very important people. Sometimes Putin, sometimes Netanyahu, very good golfer, by the way.