Someone got coked up and started typing. You elected a junkie America, you deserve this bullshit.

“Welcome to the Moon Kitty podcast. Tonight we are discussing your favorite snacks. Dehydrated squid vs anchovies. Lines are open now.”

AI says No.

Birds are not real!

Wait… when is this happening?

You’d probably make more money selling “supplements” than a psychic hotline to be honest. Also, we have operators that can answer your question better, just call 1-900-4Sexy-AI.

Making your bed, is not the same chore for everyone. Some people have many layers and pillows on a fully accessorized sleeping platform. Yes it would be a chore to do that daily (personal opinion). And some people have a duvet, in a duvet cover on a mattress with a fitted sheet on it. Very easy to just shake that duvet over the bed and move on. 30 seconds and done. For some people, making the bed means folding up the duvet and leaving it across the foot of the bed so the mattress can air out all day. And then there is this interesting setup from Germany

However, I think the real subject here is… it’s no one else’s business what happens in your bedroom. Paint it plaid, sleep on a pile of plushies, have orgies, do your taxes in a corner chair, hang all your underwear on pants hangers from a rod suspended from the ceiling. Whatever. Your bedroom, your privacy.

I understand your business plan, but I have a get rich quick plan.

1. Don’t hire Humans.
2. Use AI to talk with callers.
3. Have 5 million+ call lines available. 24/7
4. 1st minute is $9.99, $2.99/minute after that.

Priced low, high volume, very low overhead.

Everyone will love it. How do I know?? I’m psychic. :)

What they really mean is, all the money goes to the investors, not the lowly employees.

A pdf to clear it up, and confuse you more… maybe. https://wpcdn.web.wsu.edu/wp-extension/uploads/sites/2073/2020/04/Is-it-a-Fruit-or-a-Vegetable.pdf

They also have these, https://www.usa.philips.com/c-m-pe/body-groomers

Do all those ICE agents have Covid? No, they are just the modern version of the KKK white hoods.

I had no idea there was a Regan as well as my fictional Reagan. I’m going to start a Psychic Hotline, only $2.99 a minute. :)

“Ronnie would never listen to facts, so they filled his head with silicone.”

Just a reminder that you need to dumb yourself down to sit through reality tv. Most of the ‘contestants’ are about as smart as a plastic bottle. And about as irritating as squeezing that empty bottle repeatedly.

I’m guessing he kept raping their farm animals.

The best way to commit crimes and not get caught is to make the government a non-function entity.

You will be shocked to learn that gays don’t need a ‘blessing’ or the ‘church’. We are quite happy (gay!!) without any of that.

2025, now featuring Donald Reagan.

Also listed under the definition of, Horror and Nightmare. Just a helpful cross reference.