This heeeeres the story of a Kirk, who Kirked a river and Kirked the whole world. And while he Kirks so sad in Kirkographs, I absolutely love him, when he Kiiiiiiiiiiiiirks.

Do you have an innie or an outie?

I like skunks because they’re badgers running possum software that smell like dank weed.

Spirit animal.

Not mine, but someone’s.

What if instead if the macarena, it was the mock-ur-anus?

Lenin walk walks around the world. His balls swing side-to-side. A shlong so long it plows the earth, and is roughly breadloaf wide.

Anyone who get their fire extinguishers annually certified

20 parts ammonium nitrate to 1 part fuel oil 👍

Make the model dimesions 1-2 thousandths of an inch too thick, so at least one part is always popping off.

Impossible to not read that with the cadence of the monster mash.

I bet they’d be snuggly as pets. For the latent body heat.

Rocks and ur body, a handy guide:

Edible ✅

Digestible ❎

Topical ✅

Smokable ✅

Injectable ❎

Pissable ✅

Lets be real, If you’re asking that question, you’re gonna do it anyways regardless of what we answer.

Probably a bad idea tho

I feel you, I wish it was a turn-based 4x game like the first two. 28 years waiting for a sequel and this reboot has basically nothing in common with its predecessors.

Prey got away with that, but thats only cause both of them slapped.

Drug testing. You gotta piss in a cup first. Any cup, be creative.

And thats why ducks have baleen, and are in-fact fish. Monks was right

Meanwhile theres polyphyletic bullshit like crabs or flies out there made of dozens of different taxa. Scientists making shit up as they go along and we have to pretend their tvtropeass catagories about things are special. I CAN READ GREEK TOO AND YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

The kids are all right.

Ya think symbiotes fart too? Give the Jaffa little belly-button flap bubbles?

Butt hissy males

Tulpas are bourgeisie constructs. You went so psychicly hyper-individualist you did a dividualism. Literally alienated yourself from your thought-labor, good job dumbass.

Real comrades form egregores/ergovores.