DIY paedophilia is a hilarious phrase.
It conjures images of a world where professional paedophiles get sponsored endorsements, there are hobby stores for amateur paedophiles, and Tucker Carlson complains there’s too much CSAM involving immigrants.
Where’s my upstream explicit sync lads
I’m down if she’s Down™
“The veals”
I think they’re called calf’s until they leave the abattoir.
Maybe it’s a climate change joke?
So, where do they go? Do they evaporate? Or something?
That’s why I use a microscope, since it’s so small.
Realistically (I know that word means nothing here), if FTL were possible and utilised by a galactic society, it would have to be the type you’re talking about.
Space is mostly empty, sure, but there is enough shit out there to be a problem if something hit it at light speed.
Imagine hitting the FTL button, the stars stretch around you, and then you appear at the other end to find a graveyard of spaceships around a dead planet.
Then the emergency lights start up, and then you realise half of your ship has been hit with the astronomical equivalent of buckshot. Your ship passed through screws and bolts; parts of Elon’s fucking Testla from five thousand years ago.
Fuck you Elon.
Discharge though. Ew.
Paragraphs are your friends
Pacific Rim | Winnie the Pooh
Evangelion | Also Winnie the Pooh
It should read:
And if he spins around fast enough his hat will look as if the wojack rolling around is animated.
The other bit of irony is that being the 46th would disqualify him from being the 47th
His hat reads 45-47
That’s wrong. It implies he was the 46th president too.
It should read 45, 47
What a dumbass.
For the uninitiated, to be “ratio’d” means you had more comments than likes.
Because there are no downvotes on Twitter, being radio’d is synonymous with a shit take.
Social pressures I suppose.