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Cake day: September 12th, 2023
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72·20 hours agoIt’s easy! Simply eliminate all people.
1·2 days agoOnly until next year.
Mr. Pickles the Cimmerian
231·4 days agoI really hate how every clickbait headline focuses on Bezos.
He’s an investor. He doesn’t own the company or anything.
Seatbelts’ Want It All Back
Performed by Cake
2·5 days agoJust as good dipped in mustard as they would be dipped in maple syrup.
The viewers.
Your mom gave me a new name last night.
This is about four letters long.
Unpopular take: prawns taste better, anyway.
17·9 days agoA guillothreene.
It’s like a guillotine, but for three people.
Technically not a guillotine because a guillotine is for one person.
15·10 days agoSee also: water is wet
Eh, Bezos is a rich bastard. Rich bastards invest in lots of things. I try not to hold it against the product.