I’m at the age where I should say no to desert more often.

Instead, I look over my computer and realize I ate that entire bag of cookies I just opened 30 minutes ago and say, “Oops.”

locks the doors to the server room and brandishes a cable cutter

How I’m holding on:

Is this the kind of picture millionaires take these days?

Me reading the title and realizing the word “yeet” didn’t exist when this bug manifested.

!remindme 1 year

Scissors!

Then you absolutely need a group chat for both of them to get acquainted so they can hate the experience and individually ghost you as a result.

Beat me to it.

ICE agents wish they were that intelligent and suave.

“And what’s that at the mouth of the bridge but not the can I kicked down the road.”

“Unfunny. When did this community turn to shit?”

“Sir, this is c/worldnews.”

David Harbor would be so good as The Burger King.

“On our way to have a little chat with Jack.”

TV ending

Movie ending

I don’t get it, both doors say Therapy.

That Daedra shouldn’t have been walking alone at night.

The obligatory sound of someone driving a car that desperately needs a new radiator belt.

“WOAH WOAH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

TRACY!!!”

(For those that don’t know.)

You were not being micromanaged, and you were not sitting in a soulless, fluorescent cubicle next to 50 other drones being forced to do the same.

The environment and how workers are treated is just as much to blame as the total hours worked per week. Possibly more so.

I am a contract educator. Before COVID I was practically working sunup to sundown every single day of the week barring national holidays and I loved it. Because I am my own boss, it involves lots of travel, and I get to play with kids all day.

The Kanto region of Japan today was 20 and cloudy with a light breeze.

Depends on where you are.