One of the worst humans in recorded history. No small feat.

They’re never going to make a good live-action Halo, are they?

Head, shoulders, knees to nose, knees to nose.

Ancient Japanese proverb.

A man is cutting wood in the forest and his axe falls into a lake. A goddess emerges from the lake holding a silver axe and a gold axe. She asks the man which axe belongs to him. He says neither of them are his. She praises him for his honesty and gives the man both axes as a reward.

Janeway: “The P is for Protect Tuvix.”

“But there is no P in Janeway.”

Janeway: sips cofffee

Yup, still looks like Cameron Diaz.

This is going over my head, I need a math tuber.

Uncle John knows the correct way to mount toilet paper.

I mean yeah, Metric scales.

2027

CNN: “The United Stares has again vetoed sending aid to Palestine and Ukraine in the latest UN vote…”

Apple: “We’re so pleased to announce the 20th anniversary iPhone! It’s starts at $2,999….”

Such a mature ending for that episode. No, he’s not okay. But he will be in time.

I can hear him swearing.

“We’ve done nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”

In spite of this, the US government does not actually have meaningful diplomatic relations with the American people.

Jellico: “I’m busting you to Lieutenant Junior Grade.”

All the men in skants were causing problems.

The microwave is hardcore mode.

“Mr. Principal, your job is to educate all young people. Why do you need to know what genitals she has?

Answer the question, Mr. Principal.”

“It’s a long story, mom.”