All we have to do is convince Israel that corporate healthcare is Hamas.

It has a G5.

“You’re a froggy!”

Three cyborgs.

“…and rotting in their graaaves.”

Rizzo stares motherfuckedly

My favorite part is when the magic happens.

Pirate geocaching: A piece of cloth with a red X on it.

You just don’t want to be added to a database, right? Safe Search: Off

Slightly different, but I’m 90% sure this is the one I was thinking about.

You’re welcome. Looking at some of the other results gave me mild nausea.

There are at least three Gertrudes in this picture.

This is right up there with that Imperial Japanese soldier smiling his ass off with two comfort women on his knees.

A lot of Thags in his family.

Valid excuse.

The former SVP of Apple Retail Ron Johnson, specifically. He actually thought the people who shopped at JC Penny were the same as the people who shopped at an Apple Store.

It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

“QAPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’”

Just sell one mint Black Lotus card and you’re set. You might even find someone with a CT machine willing to trade!

Ah yes, the WristEnder 5000.

First to industrialize

The Japanese were dumbstruck when the Dutch showed them machinery. They had been handpicking rice and painting lewd pictures of octopi up until that point.

That is tremendously cursed!

Get you a lawyer that think it’s possible to prove a negative.

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Due to interdimensional events.