How about a holy tazer? You know, a little twitching goes a long way.
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altphoto@lemmy.todayto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why do websites still include those buttons to share articles in 2025? does anyone even still use them?13·15 hours agoI don’t. Fuck each and everyone of those spy balls.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto World News@lemmy.world•‘Tariff shockwave’ leads to collapse in ocean container bookingsEnglish11·15 hours agoOkay buy if there aren’t any boats running around, then that’s ecologically good! We’re all screwed, but ecologically good.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto World News@lemmy.world•‘Tariff shockwave’ leads to collapse in ocean container bookingsEnglish157·1 day agoThis could be the best thing the current administration did for the planet. No more shipping boats. It’s going to be really interesting in the next two months.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto World News@lemmy.world•New images could change cancer diagnostics, but ICE detained the Harvard scientist who analyzes themEnglish59·1 day agoHopefully she gets deported to a good country. We’re evil now. Like Google turned evil.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto Space & Astronomy@mander.xyz•Spacecraft Images of Asteroid DonaldjohansonEnglish1·1 day agoHow many years did you think it would take us to get to a habitable planet?
The ship would be a living ship for a long long time. The space station already has been hit by micro meteors. Imagine what would happen to a larger ship away from the protection of the earth.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•Trump DOJ: Providing Basic Sewer Services to Black People Is Actually “Illegal DEI”11·2 days agoThe hottest porn stars are Filipino. Lulu Chu, Tia Tanaka, Tia Carrera, Evelyn Lynn, Lily Thai, Charmaine Star, London Keys, Asa Akira, Vina Sky, Clara Trinity, Mia Li, Ember Snow, Marica Haze, and hundreds more. So why not a Pope? Right?
altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•Trump DOJ: Providing Basic Sewer Services to Black People Is Actually “Illegal DEI”1·2 days agoTruish but he was still son of Italian parents. Nah, the next guy better be Ethiopian or maybe mixto…Chinese Mexican Pinoy African and pigmy. A true world leader made up of all the people’s progeny.
Catholicism is still all bullshit though. But it would be best if the bullshit kept up with science.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto The Onion@midwest.social•Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the PopeEnglish5·2 days agoYou know what they say…
Well you know, so I’m not gonna repeat it!
But you know he did.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto Space & Astronomy@mander.xyz•Spacecraft Images of Asteroid DonaldjohansonEnglish2·2 days agoIf my logical thinking serves me well, there’s no chance to survive interstellar travel. Look at thar thing! Its full of craters. It’s been bombarded by tiny super fast collisions. How can anything survived that in space and keep people alive too?
How come one of your balls is bigger today? Wasn’t it the other one yesterday? Can your balls just change sides like that?
altphoto@lemmy.todaytoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Team Trump Drafts Dystopian Plan to Get Women to Have More Babies3·2 days agoNo babies…
Hmmm. I got it!
Drones!
China makes the drones?
Hmmm.
How many nukes do we have again?
altphoto@lemmy.todayto news@hexbear.net•Passengers on Delta flight evacuate on slides after engine fire at Orlando airportEnglish6·2 days agoWow! No automated exit door ejection button? It’s so backwards.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto Videos@lemmy.world•The internet of things means a relentless pursuit of progress. 😝 and David August2·2 days agoMy wife wants a custom dishwasher just like this one! I love the high heat option and the jump option.
LOL yes! The next Pope must be anyone other than another white guy.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•Trump DOJ: Providing Basic Sewer Services to Black People Is Actually “Illegal DEI”3·2 days agoOr African American? Or Mulato, or otherwise a “black” person or person of color. Uhh that would be a real juicy thing to do.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•Trump DOJ: Providing Basic Sewer Services to Black People Is Actually “Illegal DEI”6·2 days agoIt would be funny if the next Pope was Mexican.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto News@lemmy.world•A gunman who targeted Hispanics at a Texas Walmart won't face the death penalty1·2 days agoOk. Admissible. White people are officially a minority. Try, you need to be rich to matter now. I do agree with the sentiment.
Followed instructions, now I speak in water.