Hey Nasdaq, how much can I get for my compulsive gambler uncle?

I’ve seen it happen! She… lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know her

I am sure they will realize they are making a mistake and apologize 150 years from now.

I firmly believe that a woman who is in her heart a deeply racist and hateful person should be allowed to become a SBC pastor.

because if we’ve learned one thing about Bezos and his pals is that they will be sooo happy to share any additional profits with their employees!

Yes, that’s called a “marketing budget”

Not with that attitude, you can’t!

You will be able to buy “intelligent water”™. It’s bottled right after using it to cool AI data centers, so it contains pure distilled Artificial Intelligence.

"but… Did you get the part where I am going to make trillions?

Ah wait… I’ll be selling you water to drink at premium rates! Nearly forgot that one.

What’s not to like? You humans are never happy. Can’t wait to replace you all with robots"

I don’t get it. Ok, so you are willing to do away with safety, legality and basic human decency to attract capitals to your country. Fair enough.

But then why not drugs? Drugs are almost as addictive as AI and create less damage to the environment. But above all, unlike AI, drugs are very profitable, even if they face a harsh regulatory environment.

Give it some thought, Milei. True, you like theatrics and the Sinaloa cartel are not as cartoonishly evil as Thiel (they are probably more standard business-like evil) but I’m sure you can work out some effective PR stunt with them too.

…eeeverything is fuck when you’re part of a dreeam…

Now I don’t have to make life hard for my family all by myself.

I stopped drinking so much and gambling because we have no money, but our lives are still s##t thanks to President Trump.

I think they stopped telling workers anything a while back. They have LLMs for that. Exec messages have always been full of corporate lingo, canned legal language and artificial energy, so to be fair they have always been prime use cases for LLMs, but at least before you could still catch hints of their personality or a glimpse of humanity sometimes. Now that’s all gone. They have become at least 10x more efficient with layoffs though.

but even so, the total including the house is still very negative, here. It would be like… I don’t know, I can’t think of anyone in their right mind who could bankrupt a casino 😜

well, not in the sense of “layoffs because AI can do those jobs”, but still AI-driven in the sense of “AI did most of the actual grunt work of laying off those people”.

If there is a repetitive and predictable activity that can be automated at this point it’s layoffs. Announcements and internal talking points are already clearly LLM-generated.

but it will absolutely learn a lot about everyone who wanted to talk about it

Might be useful for spam/robocalls. Not sure if having a personal AI use my phone to answer to another AI (and maybe accidentally giving up my personal data or signing my up for some scam service) is the right solution but if it worked really well and could be set to only answer unknown callers, I could potentially see the appeal

He didn’t die particularly young, but I think this world desperately needs Mr Rogers

And he let Trump touch his tree trunk

I mean, that guy Farage does have a great track record of solid decision-making!

Yeah, I can’t imagine how the people who named it POS would do it unironically!

POS=Point Of Sale…