Start hiding geofenced self-destruct devices in EU cars. Let them run for a little while once conditions are met so it happens somewhere more inconvenient than the thief’s driveway.

Cool, I like the method and result. Brings to mind a sunset over a beach with waves rolling in and a (slightly distorted by water surface) reflected set of power/telecom cables. Was there a specific image you were thinking of when you started or just going with the flow to see where you end up?

Trump’s take on strategic ambiguity is missing the strategy part.

No, that’s why I didn’t say “attribute his conviction solely to the rap lyrics” in this case. With the way the article presents the information, a reader might come away with the impression that the lyrics were the strongest evidence (maybe even only evidence) of his guilt. I don’t think that’s responsible journalism when details like his confession are omitted.

He also admitted to the killings in an interview with a reporter. Might have been lying then but it’s pure fantasy to attribute his conviction to the rap lyrics.

I think we used paperclips for that.

I don’t know how well this would work but was thinking that it could be stretched over a rigid structure or cut and sewn into useful places. If nylon stockings are what I have and mosquito netting is what I want, I’ll figure out a way to do it.

For a pretty good weekend in Vegas.

Could be part of a water filter or used as mosquito netting but it doesn’t hurt to have something worth trading if you end up in a populated area too. They’re lightweight, multi-purpose and valuable in the kind of place where a damaged bomber might make an unexpected landing.

Pilots need flight time. Side benefit: if one goes down due to human error or mechanical failure, maybe it’ll land on him. Not a high likelihood but obviously higher than if they were somewhere else.

I’m starting to think we should give 13 year old girls attack drones and ballistic missiles. There are some potential downsides to this idea but the good may outweigh the harm.

Anything can be boobs if said with the right emphasis and gestures.

Remember these?

^{If so, how’s your back these days?}

I do, unfortunately.

Burn them all down. Since our limp-dick president is easing sanctions on Putin’s oil, gotta find another way to choke off that income stream.

It was heartbreaking to see them all get into one little car and drive away.

Is the cross between Bigfoot and the Giant Squid a Bigsquid or Giant Foot?

The aneurysm whispers secret truths that only you can hear.

Darn, asbestos flakes again. Hello, mesothelioma hotline?

…An opponent, 1st Amender, asked [Schwemmer’s teammate] Shell Shock to choose between a society where “abortion is banned and slavery is legal” and one where “slavery is banned and abortion is legal”. Shell Shock chose the society that banned abortion and had legal slavery.

When 1st Amender suggested Schwemmer was more reasonable on this point, Schwemmer corrected him: “No, I agree with Shell Shock.”

Crazy that he’d go for the option that gives him two things he wants instead of zero.

“I will build a great great war and have Arab states pay for it!”