My friend Pat and I used to remove labels from cans in people’s pantries at university.

This cracked me up way more than it should have.

Sold my Golf R a while back. Wasn’t planning on buying another VW, but this is the nail in that coffin.

I understand your desire, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna use any spreadsheet software on my phone. I can think of few worse platforms for excel. Even my iPad Pro is a nightmare if I don’t have my Magic Keyboard and a mouse. I’ll crack out a laptop or talk through it with gpt.

I love Jon Stewart as much as the next guy. I think he could do a better job than Trump is doing, but that’s setting a very low bar. Surely there’s someone more qualified than comedy news host John Stewart.

Does that exclude steam deck users?

May they both rot and their crimes be public knowledge in their respective prisons. Let’s keep her crying for the full 100 years.

Zoomers can’t be bothered to spell Nvidia correctly. I wouldn’t let ‘em install my drivers either 🥲

Social media isn’t broken. It’s working exactly how it was meant to. We just need to break free of it.

Love it. I may have to head to the US for a client, but I’ll be minimizing my personal spend.

That place is becoming more and more of a shithole. Bots, Ads, trolls, garbage mods… deleted the app last month.

He’s gonna have homeless people “disappeared”. Like their lives weren’t shit enough already. He’s gotta get disappeared himself. I’m still waiting to wake up from this nightmare.

“Yeah, y’see? That’s what we do with kitties who don’t listen” “meow?”

Missed opportunity to coin the term “Aitheist” Fools.

This caught my eye as well. Haha. Some people are constantly looking for a machine to rage against.

Meh. I’m usually happy to just scan my own shit and bounce. Even a $500 Costco trip. I usually shop with earbuds in, so it’s just me and some tunes anyway. I just switch off my brain, follow my list, and go.

Dude is a great decision machine. Someone should make him preside- oh. 😕

Mr. “When you’re famous they let you grab ‘em by the pussy” Dickbag Trump? No way he’d do this!

He ran on shit like that and got voted in. Fucking twice. Country’s fucked.

No. The SINGLE best think you can do for the planet is not reproduce. Then something about not eating red meat and international travel. But the planet HATES your 5 kid family.

I’ve watched 150 episodes of Bluey and have learned that a cartoon can make a grown man cry.