Bistable multivibrator
Non-state actor
Tabs for AI indentation, spaces for AI alignment
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If the plan is to make women want sex with you by giving them the horny virus, why make it so you have to have sex to infect them in the first place? Why not engineer an airborne virus so you can just mist it on the victim? This supervillain plan makes no sense even if you ignore how depraved and evil it is.
Jeffrey Epstein? The New York extortionist?
Maybe Jeffrey Epstein offered us a large sum of money, maybe he didn’t. I’m not sure and I will make a public statement without bothering to check with anyone. We keep getting large donations so often it’s easy to forget whether we did or did not receive an offer of three hundred thousand dollars from the random nobody called Jeffrey Epstein. What I do remember is that whether we got the offer or not (not that I can remember if we did) we certainly looked into whether he was a bad guy or not, even though it’s not standard practice and I don’t we should have to do so either. In any case we looked into him and maybe turned down the offer he may or may not have made. Probably. Again, I’m making this statement without checking with anyone who knows for sure but I heard someone say something to that effect. Later we took a fifty thousand dollar donation from him anyway, but that’s such a small sum we barely even noticed it.
I assume my lawyer would advise me to keep posting things like this (I have not checked myself).
Hey, genetics Lemmy, dumb math question: Suppose that Cheliax, a Lawful Evil country directly ruled by Hell, is running a state eugenics program and gets their hands on a male interdimensional traveler with roughly +4.25 s.d. IQ (18.5 Intelligence). How much raw demon pussy could the traveler hit before the readers start suspecting he’s my self insert even though of course it isn’t? (BTW I’m way smarter than that in case any Hellions are listening)
You’ve done a really good job of picking your subjects. Each episode so far has managed to push the limits in some direction, whether it’s one or more of the F.A.G. scores, the fame of the main character or some other type of intrigue. I did not expect the jungian clusterfuck of bad penises and breasts episode to be overtaken in sheer WTF value so soon.
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you go to Azure if you’re running Windows or you hate yourself — or both
one will quickly lead to the other
Yes he is. It’s not copyright maximalism to be angry that the enforcement of copyright protects and does not bind large corporations with huge financial backing and binds yet fails to protect artists and other producers of creative work who do not have a net worth of millions, billions or trillions of dollars.
Cantrill’s equivocation between cleanroom implementation of an API and sucking up every piece of code on the internet to be cleanroom-washed by the statistical text regurgitator is not the own he thinks it is. It’s also a really hypocritical look given his previous righteous fury over Oracle re-proprietarizing Sun’s open source work. Actually it’s fine when open source code is turned proprietary, we just pulled it out of this black box that filed the serial numbers off first.
That sounds awesome and right up my alley!
…oh, it’s some financialized gambling racket bullshit thing never the fuck mind
He’s already managed to remain untouched through the tariff farce so I’m not holding my breath.
But even if something crazy does happen, a major financial crisis should not conjure images of the economy running off a cliff and hovering in the air for a few seconds making running motions with its legs before noticing its mistake and promptly falling in the canyon and making a hole shaped perfectly like its spread out silhouette. A financial crisis is a serious matter completely unlike an enormous ACME brand anvil falling down the same hole and a crude white flag of surrender feebly popping out of it.
There’s nothing funny about stock market crashes. S&P 500 falling flat on its face is not a laughing matter. Do you think it’s comical when NASDAQ steps on a banana peel and does a double backflip and there’s drums and cymbals and a horn honks as its nose hits the ground? I think it’s sick to laugh at US dollar getting a grand piano dropped on it and then having its teeth replaced by piano keys which play a little ragtime lick before falling off.
Anyway here’s a statement from the chief of US Federal Reserve considering threats made against him by the US president https://youtu.be/KckGHaBLSn4
It’s a stupid fucking name alright. I guess it’s a bit like any old scandal being noungate despite the Watergate scandal being named after the building and having nothing to do with water.
How to neither downplay the death of Renee Good nor the uncountable number of people, mostly people of color, who were murdered by near equally fascist police forces without the public outrage her murder finally rightly elicited? I am tired and yet I feel bad to even complain about it because look at this shit.
I think it’s a spin on Y2K. A hypothetical moment when quantum computing will break cryptography much like the year 2000 would have broken the datetime handling on some systems programmed with only the 20th century in mind.
My condolences, that truly sucks :(
slaps roof of episode This bad breast can fit so many bad penises in it.
Somewhat interestingly, 194 decibels is the loudest that a sound can be physically sustained in the Earth’s atmosphere. At that point the “bottom” of the pressure wave is a vacuum. Some enormous blast such as a huge meteor impact, a supervolcano eruption or a very large nuclear weapon can exceed that limit but only for the initial pulse.
Technically you could transmit it consensually but anyone consenting to something like that is freaky enough you probably wouldn’t have to infect them with horny disease anyway.