I’m honestly beside myself.

An alli-day tree?! I love the whimsy of this. Definitely subscribing.

My stack is about to overflow.

Pee is stored in the balls.

Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.

First it’s “I can kill you whenever”, then it’s “I saved your life”. Kinda sounds like maybe you can’t do anything, dude. What an asshat.

Agreed, it’s looking snazzy OP.

This guy can vote and drive.

Because average reading comprehension is poor. I had to start doing the same thing in work emails so that people would actually read them, because if I didn’t they would ignore standard paragraphs that just register as lorem Ipsum text blocks to them.

But would she have a split diff?

“I’ll take ‘Duh’ for $200, Alex.”

See, this is why no one is texting you.

When the cold weather comes in its due time, you’ll be grateful for having done the work. Good on ya, mate.

Like perfection, revenge is not achieved in a day, and the Japanese know patience well. All the world had to do was wait for the United States to start eating itself alive, and here we are. He’s probably toasting some sake to our plight as we speak.

Looks like Small Soldiers is about to become a documentary.

Fly high, moot. Be free.

Does truth social have an app?

But what’s your moon sign?

sigh, that settles that then. More blood will be spilt before any of this comes to an end. Shame, shame on all of us for allowing this to pass. May God have mercy on us all.