Jet fuel can’t melt leather

And he’s out!

https://gizmodo.com/jensen-huang-resigns-from-nvidia-after-espionage-sex-scandals-2000838005

“Top Expert Dominating” is when someone with a lot of experience makes someone else discover that they’re a switch after all.

I feel like I’ve seen more than one person around the Interwebs make the joke, “It’s a brutal betrayal to discover that Big Walk uses Unity.”

We must continue to invest trillions of dollars in data centers or else we will get beat off by the Chinese.

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3mzv5uqbxy22u

I bet they just heard that it’s an actual good book (sort of true, terms and conditions apply) and namedrop it so people might associate them with quality.

Yeah, they don’t strike me as the reading type.

I wondered twenty-some years ago why they didn’t just go back to Tatooine with Coruscant pocket change and buy Shmi’s freedom and set her up with a pleasant little retirement cottage or a condo in a senior-friendly complex in that Dinotopia-ripoff capitol city on Naboo. Yeah, yeah, Jedi code against attachments or whatever—but it’s not an “attachment” if she’s just not a slave anymore and living somewhere else that is not misery desert.

Anakin’s massacre of the Tusken raiders is also the wrong kind of step into evil, from a character perspective. We’re supposed to see Anakin becoming Darth Vader, and Vader is in the main a cold-blooded villain: implacable, determined, even a bit grusomely sardonic. (“Apology accepted, Captain Needa.”) An explosion of blind rage doesn’t fit. Anakin should have been a cop using excessive force, like maybe killing the alien who attempted to assassinate Amidala while trying to Jack Bauer information out of them.

On November 3rd, Beff Jezos writes:

Having an existential crash out at the gym listening to Anakin montage playlists and prepping 150lbs rows til I puke

https://bsky.app/profile/dieworkwear.bsky.social/post/3mzhpssfo6c26

Hey, it’s Beff Jezos. I remember when I only knew him for shit physics takes.

I just barely skimmed the repo; if there’s better sneer material to be found on deeper inspection, I’m all for it. :-)

Thread about that, for anyone who missed it:

https://awful.systems/post/9864365/12805983

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Speaking in very general terms, the combination of wanting a community, writing out of abstruse passion and appreciating writing done out of abstruse passion make for an anti-AI blend. The balance of inevitable slop and hostility against inevitable slop tilts towards the latter.

I’m going to guess “few”, on general vibes.

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brb, rederiving the Internet from three frames of a falling apple using the power of Bayes

“A type III super-civilization can harness the energy output of an entire galaxy, and all the inhabitants stare at you like sleep paralysis demons, except for Bob, and we don’t want to get into what Bob’s deal is”

https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/117475880503916662

Or there was less occasion for a term for this particular kind of bad? Correlation, causation, etc.

I’m tempted to lower the banhammer just for the dancing-banana icon alone.

Here’s an example from an 1897 book review I found in the google books corpus: “There never was anything in all this world quite so provincial as American literature. When we over here are not reading slop we read the books that bear the approval of London.” Or this doggerel from the October 1920 issue of Farm Journal: “I read all kinds of printed junk / the good, the noble and the punk / the ancient and the new / and men who see me reading slop / predict that if I do not stop / my head will go askew.”

These both seem like wiktionary’s current sense 8 (“Content or entertainment which is worthless, or produced and consumed mindlessly”), so I don’t see any need to credit 4chan or 21st-century anti-Semites in general.

https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=73708#comment-1642217