Or he’s nervous and kept rewriting the message for 25 minutes. Could literally be anything. And 25 minutes is not a long time.

Don’t forget the boomers who haven’t had sex yet.

In those cases you should do your bedtime routine before turning it on, though. The jerking is clearly part of the bedtime routine here.

God forbid you treat people for infectious diseases. I don’t see how that could help the rest of society at all!

How many of those were victims of human trafficking? And how many would have avoided HIV altogether if they had access to preventative care like PrEP?

Just one caveat, you have to move to a place where the rent is $2000 a month.

They understand all that. What they don’t understand is that the in-group will keep shrinking until they’re no longer in it.

“Heated Reaction” usually doesn’t mean people liked it. That headline really isn’t ambiguous.

Oh, you definitely wonder how long you can keep up with the corpo bullshit, but that wasn’t the vibe I was getting from the first panel. That was giving me more of a “junior engineer who can’t get something to work” vibe.

I’ve traded half my pay for more fulfilling work and less corpo bullshit before, but I didn’t quit engineering. I see some people dreaming about leaving it all behind and buying a farm, but what they all had in common was zero farming experience. The grass is always greener and all that.

I’ve never hired a software consultant, but most of the time when I hire a company or person to do contract work like roofing, gardening or similar they prefer to be paid by check. Sometimes they accept credit cards, but usually not when the bill is over a certain amount, due to the cut going to the card company.

Furthermore, “Direct Deposit” is basically a special term used for people getting their wages or salary paid to their bank account, as opposed to receiving it by check or cash. Other types of bank-to-bank transfers have different names, like “wire transfer” or “ACH transfer”.

Americans love overcomplicating things in general, and particularly love using overly specific and technical names for stuff. There’s acronyms everywhere, and things are named after weird technicalities. Like nobody says “retirement account”, they call it “401(k)”, named after the paragraph in the law which defines it.

You find stuff like that everywhere if you look. Some of their coins don’t even have a value printed on them, you just have to memorize how much they’re worth.

I know, and I mentioned that in another thread. The first panel in the comic was giving junior engineer vibes, though.

Contract work is rarely direct deposit, though?

That’s not that outrageous as a higher-level IC in a big tech company in a big city. But if you’re that senior you’re not questioning why you became an engineer.

It doesn’t say it’s salary. A lot of companies pay out bonuses right around now.

She’s on YouTube, too.

Charcoal, probably.

You still have the right to vote as a US citizen living abroad. The only taxation without representation is of people living in the US on a visa or green card.

I’ve never seen a single episode of Magnum PI, but I regularly listen to the theme song. I think you might like it if you liked Knight Rider.

Canadian dollar bills have the Norwegian maple on them. But Norwegian “watch out for moose crossing the road” signs have a drawing of a Canadian moose on them.

More like elephants stepped on my face, am I right?