Go Team Venture

So billionaires?

Look I’m no fan of Ted, I don’t like his politics and think he’s a shitty human. However, he is a perfect example of a human fish monster.

Select one person from the jury that convicted and assign them the role of carrying out their judgment.

Have you tried learning Braille?

They’re talking about people that are waiting for their next paycheck these are people a paycheck behind.

What do you take for the headache? Advil?

I thought those videos were like 2 mins. Who has time for a video that’s 5 whole minutes long?

Even if you manage to do that where would you get the muskets to arm them all?

Dems make the cheddar and pay the taxes the republicans are just a bunch of taker states that don’t pay their fair share. We need to get rid of the senate so the minority places with failed economies don’t have such an outsized say on how things are run.

What did you do just pay yourself in options and drive the stock price up with buy backs? I guess you could buy your competition and load them up with all of your debt while paying you and your friends bonuses.

Get a bulletproof one like the Penguin.

What about heat, electricity, internet, video games, cable TV, streaming services, books, water, sewage, human food, and dog food?

Maybe a sunblocker? Do they not teach classic Simpsons in school anymore?

They stink too.

It was a joke.

What’s the alternative though? Let everyone be above the law? Because, that just sounds like a recipe for more trouble.

They just wanted cheaper eggs.

Currently, ICE outnumbers Minneapolis police by over 2 to 1.

Our ancestors used to say the same shit about berries and game. The environment has just shifted. Our ancestors had to get better at hunting and/or gathering or they died out. Modern humans are just in a media environment shift and need to adapt. The days of blockbuster having curated media ready to go on the shelf is over. Good media has been almost hunted to extinction the temperatures are rising and the coasts where new ideas went to grow are flooding.

Don’t worry friend there is a light at the end of this dark tunnel. Just like slavery in this country created the fertile suffering that helped bring forth great music so too shall the terrible age of Trump create a people so damaged and broken they will surely go on to make great works of art.