Maybe she’s a digital fantasy. Did you look for extra fingers and such?

I usually do 10 squats. Would I get half a ticket?

Fuk me, that is the ugliest food I’ve seen in a bit. I had to come back to this post and look again.

Came here for this. The rest of this post is shite.

I acknowledge that this is spoonula thing is happening … but its madness.
I don’t entirely understand, and something in me rebels against doing so.

These are such great names.
I dated a Dutch girl years ago. Marjan made the Dutch language sound … silly, totally charming.

This is my favorite. My utensil is hereby declared to be a Pan Licker.

I guess I get to put it in whatever drawer I want. It’s the only Pan Licker I’ve got. No rules!

I’m gonna break one of my rules and explain my joke …
Where I live, the things behind it are spatulas. And so is the red rubber thing. And they are clearly not the same.
… So that’s funny. Err … well I think its funny. I’m not very funny.

I love you people.
I thought that would be a funny pic, but I don’t think I expected so many fun terms from around the world.

TLDR … Spatchula and its variants wins by far.
Got some good entries in the Creative category.
But, I’m going to go with Pan Licker from now on!

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The summary, as best I’m able. (Updated a couple times.)

Things I expected …
yes - xx
spatchula - xxxxx
spoon - xx
silicone spatula - xx
rubber spatchula - x
rubber scraper - x
dough scraper - x

Creative …
spoonula - xxxxxx (This is a real thing!?!?!)
spatuloon - xx
spoontula, cousin of the spork - x
microwaved ice cream spoon - x
Softspoon - x

Around the World …
maryse - x
slickepot/lick-bowl - xx
Pannenlikker/Pan-Licker - xx
Gummihund/rubber-dog - x
Portugal dictator - ?

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And then we got some surprise entries on the actual spatchulas behind the red thing.
These terms totally make sense, but they sound weird as hell to me!

turners
fish slices
egg slice or fish slice
fish lifters

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Weird Al had a thing to say about spatchulas.
He says I spell it wrong …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUDwj_mXKE

Friend, I hope that leaves your head some time soon.
This should help. Talking about it helps.
Be good to yourself today.

Trimmed the pic.

To be fair, there are a lot of inane articles saying this exact same thing about javascript. If its true, its ancient history, and I’m tired of it. I learned javascript when it was a babe, and watched many other platforms fall by the wayside. I’m not defending anything about it, but javascript works. Still.

Dang. I figured this was shitpost, and was like ‘whateva’.
Nope. This is not shitpost.
This comm must be “I’m 13 and this is deep.”

Yup. I assumed that part was made up.
But Taylor’s name … I use that a lot. When I’m up to some schabusiness.

Is that Taylor Schabusiness?

https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/true-crime-society-1118636/episodes/taylor-schabusiness-and-the-ho-181679639

Shitposting cures male pattern baldness.

Your point is cogent enough and well explained. It seems diconnected tho.
Try building your own rules. The pieces you seem to think don’t matter are actually where one starts in that project. The gritty business of morality is its foundation.
I learned my own code of behavior by making a lot of mistakes. I did things I’m not proud of. The things I believe in today had to be slapped into my skull.

Heh. Again, I have no argument. I bet we’d have a lively discussion at a pub. :)

buncha moral philosophers nobody’s read said stuff about moral philosophy

:]

Never heard of it. My name has a meaning too. Won’t bother to explain.

Hey, there’s a place for a bit of anarchy in any society. Grease the wheels of change.
I’m discussing shitting in the park with the perilous out-house guy (lol. person.). Lemmy moment.