Mmm beans

Nearly half means not half, so that’s better than 50/50 odds to not be living paycheck to paycheck. That’s not really that lucky, statistically speaking

What were you cooking that smelled so good?

If you’re adding mushroomy or cheesy flavor to the onsen then you’re skipping an important step: scrubbing your filthy body thoroughly before getting in the tubs.
Pork flavor is normal because that’s what we humans taste like. Do right by the ramen shops and clean yourself before adding your meats to the communal broth.

O rly?

Love the crying skull in a Santa hat

Dunno about this article/site, but the gist I heard on NPR this morning is that the union members voted to authorize a strike but there is not an impending strike because they are still in negotiations.

It seems like they’ve just made a business deal, rather than killing a mammoth. The giant perfectly round hole in the mammoth is a mystery though

They both should be

There are 5 “secret symbols”, you can tell by the 5 above the signature. Found: dynamite, pie, alien, eye, and a ‘K2’ https://www.bizarro.com/secret-symbols

And it’s only the first one! Implying more will be forthcoming! Imagine, future looks!

Hundreds of Beavers, on YouTube, with ad block

It’s not gritty unless character creation includes backup/multiple characters

Are you going to make me listen to your analysis of the Star Wars prequels?

Whatever makes the tests pass

I’m gonna miss the CFPB

My boomer mother swiped too far on her own phone when she was showing me something

Ah ha! I have you completely figured out! The next words out of your mouth will be: “the bowl of Captain Crunch should have cut the roof of your mouth to shreds!”