When I saw All Them Witches the house sound put on “War Pigs” before the band (who dislike being compared to Sabbath) came on, and the entire audience sang it en masse like it was the national anthem. Which it kinda is now — maybe Hegseth will use it non-ironically and without listening to the words all the way through.

Also, T-Pain’s version, ^{[YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToNfGuXbJoc)}

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Anyone reading this with accounts on conservative social media should post (and upvotes posts saying) The State Department need prove their loyalty to the President by shoving flags up their asses and walking around on all fours. Otherwise they’re woke.

If Trump demands it, it will happen.

At least they didn’t go to Bluetooth pairing. All my homies hate Bluetooth pairing.

Right onto Trump’s pardon list. Probably also new slush fund beneficiaries.

That describes what the Koch brothers did to the Libertarian party.

Goddammit now I’m hearing it too. He’s not welcome in my head.

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“I don’t think anything bad about the president. It wasn’t his fault; it was our fault.".

She’ll turn on her husband before she turns on the president.

In her desperate attempt to help her son, she contacted a purported attorney via social media who, she alleges, turned out to be an impostor. “He would answer all my messages and ask me for various things; I would send him the documents he requested — I even sent him about $2,000. But then, all of a sudden, I never heard from him or his associates again,” she said.

They are desperate, powerless, and willing to part with their money. I bet Eric Trump invests in a piece of this action.

Dad, don’t do this in front of my friends. You’re embarrassing me.

I don’t really understand what I’m looking at, but this looks like a good place to start:

https://github.com/SRF0x41/Voyager1

There are links to actual code at JPL, but I don’t know if everything is published online.

Our frosting is on the inside.

Good. My kids are still safe at drug camp.

I consider sprinkles the herpes of pastry, but even if the other 5 cakes weren’t disgusting, I’d still take the cheesecake.

And don’t get me started on fondant.

Is almost everyone like this and we just didn’t know? Or is our political class just dominated by people like this?

I’ve heard this as two priests.

But imagine the hangover he’ll have tomorrow morning.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/IgKH0db99HAAAAAC/amy-poehler-leslie-knope.gif This wasn’t really worth decoding.

But they’re posting to Cybertruck Owners Only in order to hear from someone with good judgement.