Seems they’re getting better at the correct amount of fingers

as if

The cafes would not want that because guests are expected to leave and make room for new ones after some time. That’s also why they crank up the music in these places.

Door-in-the-face method

Ist das Komma da richtig?

Anachronox

He could wrap a rubber band around the screen

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Oh I remember it had good music. And there was a bat lady and a chameleon guy.

Na das wird bestimmt genau so ein Erfolg wie Cowboy Bebop

Joe Haldeman - The Forever War

It’s quite safe to drink from the tap in Germany.

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Hopefully they will understand modern day English

No, a gnawed apple

Pride and Prejudice. Finishing soon… another classic down.

Why not make it a black X on a round white background surrounded by red? (/s)

I feel like cleaning my monitor

“Der große Konflikt”… war mal in meinem Briefkasten von irgendwelchen Religions-Verbreitern. Finde es aber kurios genug, um es noch nicht wegzuschmeißen.

Och naja… ich hätte gern mal was mit UFOs