I mean personally I usually end up sweatier than a Call of Duty match when I go on vacation so I bring 2 shirts for every day

Sure modern Mars bars might be smaller, but they are also lower quality and much, much more expensive.

This meme implies that these turdbuckets reflect on their actions

If not friend, then why friend shaped?

Also mom: I wonder why <offspring> never tells me anything anymore

Neato, now do the 20 inch iPad where you have to go 2 menus deep to turn on your heated seats