If only…

I can just imagine the gathered soldiers watching from the shoreline incredulously. Like what the fuck did you think was gonna happen

Nah how about i pay you a billion dollars not to build wind turbines on my coast.

Good luck brother. Maybe be ready to take a sick day instead of forcing yourself to pretend, if you can.

Conditional approvals - it’s a bribe scheme. Companies can ask for exceptions. Sure they wouldn’t Grease any palms…

What is the National security claim they are trying to make?

All so dumb.

They have the forbidden knowledge, you are just jealous of their ability to SEE THROUGH THE LIES

Not everyone is the same.

There is a story behind every overly specific rule!

This is fun. I don’t have many memories of my grandma’s house, but I do remember helping get those beetles off the plants. It was fun!

Data is beautiful, except for when the info graphic makes the data harder to read.

no better use for the phrase - IM COMMING IN HOT!

Which is why the threshold for a recall can be set hig enough to discourage frivolous use

More like doctors reject inconvenient truth in favor of useful lie

I’d go to that bar

Move… zig?

See, this is what posting on The internet is all about, I get to be interrogated about the mundane details of my life and justify my every decision. It really gives my life purpose these days.

I had a bowl of oatmeal also. They sat on the same plate if that matters. Yeah, a whole paper plate for a sausage seems a bit much. I guess it’s not a big deal, washing a plate would have used detergent and water and electricity, and it’s not much of a drop in the bucket compared to all the other waste and…

I needed some dopamine so I had my friend drag me behind a 4x4 on ice and slap me into a tree.

If im being honest, I’d recommend alternative dopamine procurement strategies for anyone considering this method.

What makes you think he doesn’t?

FINE, I DIDNT WANT YOUR HELP ANYWAYS I CAN DO OT ALL. BY. MY. SELF!!!1!