All I see is

Here is some sweetroll for you.

3 on the outside, 9 on the inside

That wouldn’t stop him.

At least if the MF is already like this on a flat surface.

Astrology is still a big mess and shouldn’t deserve a place in a list with real science.

It prevents that the bugs flying in their faces. It’s an OSHA requirement.

I did that involuntarily. We had a guest. On the second day in the morning, heading to work, I saw her through the open door in the bathroom using my toothbrush. It haunts me to this day.

No, but this time the owner knows why it doesn’t work. Big difference in IT.

It’s more a nude sausage fryer.

Not Safe For WHAT? Don’t let me hangin.

Strip searched by a bald bearded middle aged guy with too much eye liner and an affinity for sofas?

“Hey, you seem nice. Our AI chatbots should totally fuck.”

At this point: Just sing the voice dial tone by yourself.

Yep, looks more like Temu than like Amazon.

In Japanese adult films and comics ALL mushrooms are pixelated ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)