First, thank you for humoring me here, I made this post when I was up waaay too late.

Second, you make a really compelling argument and I think I’ve been convinced that Onix, in fact, has no rizz.

Sounds like I’ve been promoted to the guy that eats the entire pizza by himself

As someone who is not quite junior, but not quite senior, do it. It might just get me promoted ಠᴗಠ