Praise be to the glorious adblockers this day and all days. Amen

Pretty sure that Dimetrodon has a mustache so it must have been a very silly time in paleontology.

They didn’t know it was actually his until they checked the logs.

I know they’re not dinosaurs, but I like pterosaurs a lot. Their wings look cool and I bet a flock of them in the sky would be a crazy sight!

Magna tiles are still in! My kids love them.

That dude who punched a Nazi in Seattle is fine I’m pretty sure. Punching Nazis is cool

Heh. Looks like I’ve been here 12 months. I’m much happier here than Reddit. If anyone else has any good site recommendations like neocities, let me know.

They’re just kicking the can down the road until the heat dies down.

Its gravitational pull moves asteroids away from the inner ring of planets.

Would

No need to be so dramaetic about it.

A miserable little pile of secrets

I poop in cleaner water than people used to drink. I still have teeth because a dentist filled my cavities. I’m typing this comment on a device that can show me nearly anything I want.

We’ve got it really, really good. It could also be better and more just.

Hell yeah I want that Shire life

Yo I wanna walk to my buddies house, smoke some pot, eat some good food and just live a jolly life.

You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.

Monitoring and fostering a child’s emotions and development via play is mentally taxing. Playing Legos, although fun, isn’t exactly downtime.

I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.

I love this real life Space Dandy reference

If you look at beef you can have low resolution steaks.