Yup, grow 'em by the crankshaft.

Why wouldn’t one have a giant roll of paper at home? It’s a basic necessity.

Simple. They get a president to fund and expand their operations.

It just means they destroyed the evidence.

There’s rolls of paper that allow one to cut the size they need. It’s an ingenious invention, I know.

Whatever negativity you’re getting from my comment, my tone is in response to your post. If it feels aggressive, it’s because you’re in charge of another life that you borderline see as a burden. Emotions leak out even through text, let alone direct contact. So this “I’m doing this because I have to” attitude I’m getting will affect him as well even if you try not to.

I apologize if this stresses you out further. However, I think you should consider adding some therapy sessions for yourself in order to reconcile with the trajectory of life you were thrust upon that doesn’t match your expectations or desires.

I think you’re taking too much of a burden on your shoulders and it will affect your interactions with all of your family members regardless of your intentions.

Again, good luck and try to find a healthy way to vent in advance in case of any unexpected situations.

First rule of parenthood: You have to want it.

You broke that rule. And yes, it sucks. But it’s self inflicted.

The magic of holding your kid and feeling that connection either happens or it doesn’t. Don’t stress about it. It’s normal regardless. It may be triggered by parenthood, but it’s a personality trait.

You and your kid are practically strangers stuck with each other. You don’t have to like each other, but you have to work together for the years to come. Over time, you’ll grow comfortable with the other’s presence and quirks. As the parent, you have the leading role, however over time that dynamic will slowly shift.

The point of this challenge you have so carelessly self-inflicted is to grow as a person through it. You don’t have to know if you can complete the journey on your own, but whether you can accept your kid as a constant companion and strive to do so together.

You’re the dad now. What did your dad do and what can you do better? Can you reach where he climbed or can you surpass him? And in doing so, will you understand him better as the person he was? Finally, what kind of person will you want your son to see in his heart should he ever attempt to make the same journey?

You’ve started to climb a mountain. It will be tough, there will be mistakes and nobody knows what you’ll find along the way if anything, but as you’ve already noticed, all that waits behind you now is an unpleasant fall into an abyss you’ll have to crawl out of eventually. And that will suck a lot more.

Good luck, pops! You’re a role model now!

Too late for those girls in summer camp.

It’s sad it takes so many deaths to start a pitifully small pushback against those at fault. And not even that. Doge goons are just perfectly placed scapegoats who are about to inherit all the wrongdoings of this administration in the coming years.

The people who need to most will learn nothing from this.

Why not?

Is it the one with the mad scientist giant face in space?

Neither beat Hitler. Hitler beat Hitler. Simple truth.

Up until near the end it was a one-man show. But all in all, it was just a shit flinging contest between a bunch of giant turds.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morality

Here you go. Or if you prefer more specific:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_morality

Have a pleasant read.

With a hose.

Well if you think about it, inebriation often is about things sobriety would never consent to.

Only when properly drunk.

Replace the 'O’s with 'U’s and the story changes considerably.

Me, seeing the raised hair on the arm: “Oh, this must be about calculating the odds of being struck by lightning.”

Reading the comments about tan lines: “Oh…”

Laziness is the way of nature. However, we are rebels, diligently working against our nature.

Arise! Allow no master to control your fate and grasp the means of production!

If we place a tracker on any random person, their route will probably draw them in bed, munching on snacks or splayed on the floor, tired and unwilling to move.

I’m not bashing people running away from brutal and corrupt leadership, I’m bashing people who ran away to implement brutal and corrupt leadership on others.